So I'm walking around this arts and crafts kinda festival that Hoboken decides to throw every now and then. The girl is really interested in the crafts, I'm pretty bored. Out of the corner of my eye I see some corny kegs at one of the booths. I'm immediately interested thinking "hey homebrewing is an art and craft" and I figure I'm about to meet a homebrewer and geek out for a while. I walk on over to the booth and I find the kegs have been filled with cement and are being used as weights to prevent the canopy from flying away. It nearly broke my heart