Worst Time to Sample a Homebrew...

[wardens355]

Right after you rip a big one. Really messes up the olfactory senses before taking your first gulp.

 

[ThunderpantsBrewing]

I was thinking right after brushing your teeth, but you might have that beat.

 

[day_trippr]

Nah, I'd stick with right after toothbrushing. Or mouthwashing. (Yikes!)

You can walk away from a crop dusting...

Cheers!

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Right after you get pulled over by a cop, but before he's written you a ticket.

 

[lschiavo]

When you have given up drinking.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

During a 'court ordered' meeting.

 

[Psylocide]

During sex with the wife... making sure to explain, in detail, the flavors and aromas to her while never breaking eye contact.

 

[GrogNerd]

while driving through a sobriety checkpoint

 

[Billy-Klubb]

while completely naked and dropping a deuce and running at full speed. you might spill a little beer.