woke up with bruised and cut knuckles and a bloody nose, wtf happened?

[CHefJohnboyardee]

So my waitresses saud I made them too much money tonight and they took me out on the town. I just woke up and my knuckles are cut up and I have the remnants of a bloody nose... WTF happened?!(I'll blame me holding up an unworthy bedfellow's honor... but jesus, they could leave a note!)

 

[CHefJohnboyardee]

and i'm not in the back of a squad car or in the county pen so thats a plus!!!

 

[Gamrchick]

do you still have your wallet???

 

[Revvy]

Screw your wallet, do you still have both your kidneys?

 

[passedpawn]

I had the same thing happen to me once. Turns out I got whacked by a 2x4 in a frathouse ruckus. Friends dragged me home and I woke up with a very bloody face. Still have scars from that. Apparently (I'm told) I had it coming.

 

[JonM]

How bloodied up is other guy?

 

[Homercidal]

Poidh

 

[ceannt]

As long as your "hind-end" aint sore.....

 

[kkramer56]

As long as your "hind-end" aint sore.....

Or greasy.

 

[GodsStepBrother]

Or greasy.

Or hemorraged

 

[annasdadhockey]

aaaaaaaaaaaand there it goes

 

[GodsStepBrother]

aaaaaaaaaaaand there it goes

I thought it was going somewhere to. Forum fail, killed the thread.

 

[blizzard]

I had the same thing happen to me once. Turns out I got whacked by a 2x4 in a frathouse ruckus. Friends dragged me home and I woke up with a very bloody face. Still have scars from that. Apparently (I'm told) I had it coming.

I'm also going to need to know what you did to deserve this.

 

[Revvy]

He's never come back to this thread, he's even posted today.

 

[passedpawn]

I'm also going to need to know what you did to deserve this.

The details are embarrassing and not worth repeating, but one detail is very funny: I was told that the wielder of the wood was a girl. Damn. And, it wasn't really a 2x4. I said that to make the story sane. It was the leg of a couch. A couch that was being fed, piece by piece, into a fireplace. I do remember that. Funny, couch rhymes with ouch. Hmmm.

We are in DRMM, right?

 

[DeadFartWino]

I woke up with dead girl in my bed. WTF happened?

 

[CHefJohnboyardee]

Wow, forgot I started this one. That was a good night...

 

[EoinMag]

So what dumb **** did you do?

 

[CHefJohnboyardee]

waitstaff made a lot of money and treated me nice. something about double-fisting guinness and doubles of jameson's on the rocks and shots of french toast for the house... i want to say we were playing 7-14-21 as well with random alcohol mixed in as people were buying it.

and then a MMA brawl with said head waittress once the bar closed... she started going crazy and throwing punches at me- she doesn't even know why she was fighting other than she said she was in a fighting mood. i dodged a got her in a submission move pretty quick but she wouldn't tap out or give up so I'd let her go because I didn't want her to black out and she'd keep fighting and then she just got up and ran off.

no one has wanted to mess with me since.

I haven't drank that much in such a little time in a long time. Best part was I woke up still tipsy so just started chugging water to re-hydrate myself. No hangover!!!!

 

[wildwest450]

no one has wanted to mess with me since.

No one wants to mess with you because you choked out a girl? mmmk


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[passedpawn]

No one wants to mess with you because you choked out a girl? mmmk


_

I'd say the girls are avoiding him, at least the ones not interested in a throwdown. Not sure that leaves much to choose from, but I've never been to South Dakota.

 

[CHefJohnboyardee]

shes a big girl...

scary even!

but she'd have my back if we weren't the two fighting!

 

[EoinMag]

Wrestling with fat chicks rocks. Well when I say wrestling.........

 

[CHefJohnboyardee]

not big like that... more like big a in captain of her rugby team...

 

[passedpawn]

shes a big girl...

scary even!

but she'd have my back if we weren't the two fighting!

Funny, funny, and..... funny!

 

[Airborneguy]

Sounds like my Army days!