Baja_Brewer
Well-Known Member
I wish I had more free time
Granted. But you're taking care of your mother-in law during your free time.
I wish my homework would do itself.
I wish I had more free time
Granted, instead you become Rosemary Clooney.
I wish I had more free time!
I wish my homework would do itself.
I wish I had a 12" penis
Granted. It's all incorrect, but it did itself.
I wish someone would explain the grilled cheese reference to me. I don't understand.
Granted, but now that you know you will never get another one in your life.
I wish I got more grilled cheese sandwiches
Granted. You will receive a grilled cheese sandwich every hour on the hour by a fresh out of surgery, herpes ridden, transexual.
I wish I could have a kegerator in my cubicle.
totally unrelated to wish corrupting, but I tried searching for "grilled cheese sandwich" on the web. I found a site that described, it way too great of detail, three different methods for making the complicated delicacy, complete with video to help you master some of the more difficult concepts.
Seriously?
Are people really that stupid?
Granted, you have a kegerator that only has busch light on tap at all times.
I wish I had a new motorcycle.
(@ Walker http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/relationships/blog/2009/06/allergic_to_grilled_cheese.html)
I wish I had a sandwich.
Granted, but I found it in the back of my fridge behind the orange juice that expired in June.
I wish for professional level batch to batch consistency.
Granted, but I found it in the back of my fridge behind the orange juice that expired in June.
I wish for professional level batch to batch consistency.
Granted. But you can only make Pale Ales that taste like grapefruit.
I wish I didn't have a legendary penis.
(sh** this thread moves too fast)
Granted. Nothing changes.
I wish I was rich
Granted, your first name is now Rich!
I wish for sunshine!
Granted, you will be forced to listen to Jason Mraz sing the sunshine song for 6 months straight.
I wish I was not so damned fat.
Granted. You now have the type of body that every woman longs for. You do not, however, have a penis.
I wish my phone didnt suck.
Granted, your phone is now a technological miracle with great reception. I mean it would get great reception in 3rd world sh!thole. Which is good, because that is where you had to move to get this GREAT phone.
I wish I had a burrito!
Granted, but the guy who made it didnt wash his hands after using the bathroom. #2.
I wish I had a bigger garage/brewspace.
Granted. You have over 1000 sq ft to brew in... however you can only make Mr. Beer kits.
I wish the beer I just bought was already cold.
Granted, but it got so cold it froze and exploded every bottle and you lost all your now cold beer.
I wish more for my children in life than what I had. (lets see you mess that one up! )
Granted, but it got so cold it froze and exploded every bottle and you lost all your now cold beer.
Granted, your children have more financial debt than you will ever see! For reals!
I wish I had x-ray vision!
Granted, your children have more financial debt than you will ever see! For reals!
I wish I had x-ray vision!
Thank God that didn't happen!
Granted. You can see through bathroom stall doors in men's public bathrooms.
I wish I had a buffalo chicken pizza.
good call, good call.....
Granted, but it only works on men.
Granted. but the chicken had a raging case of the bird flu. enjoy
I wish my wife would hurry up and get home to make me the dinner she promised me! I'm starving!
Granted. She made you a nice bowl of skunk ******* soup.
I wish could predict the future
Granted, but now you know that the Mayans were right.
I wish my Mercedes ran.
I wish my cats didnt shed all over my house.
I wish my vacation would just start already.
Granted, but it is so perfect nobody wants anything to do with you and you die penniless without friends.Granted but you are only allowed to vacation within the town limits of Centralia PA
I wish my life was perfect.
Granted, but it is so perfect nobody wants anything to do with you and you die penniless without friends.
I wish I wasn't in Louisville right now.
Granted, you're in Detroit.
I wish I had some single malt scotch.
Granted, but now you have VD to go along with the 3D.On the rocks- granted. The ice cubes are made from my pee :cross:
I wish I had a 3DTV
Granted, but now you have VD to go along with the 3D.
I wish I was younger.
Granted, but you had to run so fast to win that your legs wore down to nubs.Granted. But you have to do all my homework PERFECTLY, this weekend, or you die instantly.
I wish I could race motorcycles.
Granted, but you had to run so fast to win that your legs wore down to nubs.
I wish our culture paid no attention to "celebrities."
haha. Oh, and agreed... buttttttt
Granted. You're the only person anyone ever pays attention too. And you're locked in a cage.
I wish Friday night television didn't suck so much... come'on its my night off...
I wish for a 7 point bull elk this hunting season.
I wish my beer was cold.
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