Where did all the mods go?

[Yooper]

oops! I forgot all about Yoop! (Not really) on account of her being a woman folk and all. Therefore not a real mod with a proper man ban hammer........Sometimes I think I'm fitting real well into the whole Ohio male persona! Dang, where did I leave my eatin' tooth?

If you didn't make me laugh so hard, I'd probably have to ban the **** out of you.

 

[arturo7]

Bring on the hammer!!!

Of course, you shouldn't ban the LGI. His damp, mid-Atlantic humour is a nice foil to the droll banter of those of us who argue about Homer buckets.


Ban some random, un-supportive newb instead...

 

[azscoob]

Ban some random, un-supportive newb instead...

Oooh Ooooh Ohhh ME!!! I am such a worthless member! I sooo need to be banned, I have been such a bad boy lately and need a good firm banning, not too rough mind you, just enough to tingle.....

 

[wildwest450]

All but one have posted in the last 3 weeks, maybe you should remove your head from your old arse.

 

[paulthenurse]

Me too, me too! Ban me, Yoop. Ban me hard! Bend me over and slap me with your big ban ham. I've been such a bad little nurse. Here, I'll even give you a reason... Poopie. There, I said it. Now you HAVE to ban me.

You know what, I bet if we ask him Gnomie would be more than willing to film the bannage. It's got everything a film needs. A dominatrix granny, a nurse, a gnome and some corrective discipline. Wow, I'm getting a little excited just thinking about it.

Not that I watch those sorts of movies or anything. I've just heard about them from Gnomie.

PTN

 

[jppostKW]

This thread is headed down hill quickly. we are now into fetish films that i dont even think a booble search could find

 

[paulthenurse]

Fetishes? What are you talking about?

PTN

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

All but one have posted in the last 3 weeks, maybe you should remove your head from your old arse.

can't hear you.....Head in arse.

 

[Yooper]

Me too, me too! Ban me, Yoop. Ban me hard! Bend me over and slap me with your big ban ham. I've been such a bad little nurse. Here, I'll even give you a reason... Poopie. There, I said it. Now you HAVE to ban me.

You know what, I bet if we ask him Gnomie would be more than willing to film the bannage. It's got everything a film needs. A dominatrix granny, a nurse, a gnome and some corrective discipline. Wow, I'm getting a little excited just thinking about it.

Not that I watch those sorts of movies or anything. I've just heard about them from Gnomie.

PTN

I don't know whether to laugh or to be repulsed.


Ok, I admit it- both. I'm repulsively laughing. Or laughingly repulsed.

And kinda turn on...........................

 

[Shooter]

Boy, seems like a lot of peril in this thread.

 

[TxBrew]

Oooh Ooooh Ohhh ME!!! I am such a worthless member! I sooo need to be banned, I have been such a bad boy lately and need a good firm banning, not too rough mind you, just enough to tingle.....

The code word is "Help me".

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

The code word is "Help me".

Code word? You mean "safe word" TX. Man, you know nothing about naughty sex at all! You deserve a good spanking for that!

 

[scrambledegg81]

The code word is "Wish I was an English muffin".

Fixt.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I think you meant to say "I wish I WERE an English muffin" Unless, of course you no longer wish to be an English muffin. If that were the case, then you were correct.

All that is beside the point though. I'm more interested in your muffin fetish!

 

[Hang Glider]

The safety word is "Banana"

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

The safety word is "Banana"

Worst safety word ever!! "What should I stuff in this orifice?"

Banana!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I just had the most fleeting thought of our little English gnome with melted butter running out of his nooks and cranies and I threw up a little in my mouth.

PTN

 

[TxBrew]

Code word? You mean "safe word" TX. Man, you know nothing about naughty sex at all! You deserve a good spanking for that!

I need more time online I guess.

Fixt.

Thanks! I love "English Muffins".

 

[paulthenurse]

Yuri's still around. Thank goodness.

 

[Reelale]

Yuri's still around. Thank goodness.

Ah....good call. That one was going nowhere at a fast pace.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

Yuri's still around. Thank goodness.

...that was about to get fun though!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Fun yeah...I coulda had fun with it certainly. It's just not what this site is about though.

 

[Reelale]

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who
would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the
Moderator when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who
would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the
Moderator when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I think all the mods should have that as their sig!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya but you can't wrestle with pigs. You end up getting all dirty and the pigs have a great time.

PTN

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Paul, i think the problem was that you conflicted his feelings. What with being a nurse named paul, with that avatar? You just confused his sexuality a tad. ;0

 

[paulthenurse]

I can't claim credit for that. Nor would I want to.

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

OK, we've wasted far too much of our valuable time on those two numbskulls. Can we go back to talking about other foolishness? Like a nice big piece of Spam on a toasted English muffin.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I didn't even know what an "English" muffin was until i came to the US. On closer inspection, it turns out that it was nothing like anything I had ever considered muffin-like.

 

[paulthenurse]

And all my life I've heard how bad the food tastes in England. Go figure.

PTN

 

[Pappers_]

Ya but you can't wrestle with pigs. You end up getting all dirty and the pigs have a great time.

PTN

He's back with a brand new thread - he's been terribly censored hahahahahahaha

 

[Reelale]

A wise man once told me that when you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.....:cross:

 

[Cheeto]

Keep digging, you could find yourself in china, and they have darn good food...

 

[olllllo]

We're on a farm... there i so much room to run around here.






Rabbit!

 

[Reelale]

"FYI I wasnt cursing.....i was just typing *********'s":rockin:

 

[Pappers_]

"FYI I wasnt cursing.....i was just typing *********'s":rockin:

Its a new game!

This word has four letters, begins with F, and is sometimes followed by the word "off"

 

[paulthenurse]

Wow!!! Whodathunk it? Me, the voice of moderation??????????? WTF?

Oh wait... I'm sober. That's the problem.


P

 

[Reelale]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f36/south-jersey-hop-buy-2-a-192928/

 

[Pappers_]

and https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f36/south-jersey-philly-group-buy-round-6-a-189530/index15.html

 

[Pappers_]

I can't believe I was here to see this implosion in real time - I'm always a day late to these things.

So, I'm drinking one of my Red Ales now, down to less than a half case of them, gotta get brewing.