Hilarious! As you can see by my username that I very much prefer wheat beers particularly Bavarian hefes. I'd hardly consider myself a naturalist by any stretch. I'm fairly modest and very much a girly girl who can't bear the thought of leaving the house with out makeup on or my hair done. I won't even recycle, too much of a pain. I might break a nail!
Funny but where's the porter's, saison's, imperial's, barley wine's, scotch ales, pale ales, esb's, sour's, and strong's? Someone with more motivation than myself should redo this list