What would happen if I ate whirlfloc tablets?

[buzd]

I left a bag of them in the kitchen, and my wife put them on my desk. They look suspiciously like bottle caps (the candy not the, um, caps).

I'm not going to eat them, but I'm tempted. Will post video.

Thoughts?

 

[Singletrack]

Would you eat them with a tire? Would you eat them while on fire? Eat them, eat them, @buzd you was.

 

[sabotenfighter]

You'd have a whole lot of hotbreak proteins and trub, uhh, *ahem* settle out