Whadup Kansas? I mean really...

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Whadup??

Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/
 
Wow.

Another 3 years and she could have finished a Tom Clancy novel.
 
Brewpastor said:
I assume there was a second toilet in the house.
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Bazzzing! I was about to post how disturbing I found this article, and then I read this little jem. Very funny. Well played BP, well played.
 
how do u get stuck on a toilet for 2 yrs...ugghhh...so disturbing. I get the shivers thinkin about the skin growing over the toilet seat like some kind of alien or something....
 
It isn't just kansas, although I'm not defending the state especially western kansas. I work in a hospital that has seen very similar situations except with carpet embedding from missouri as well.
The key here is people need to get out more and learn what is normal. Even if your girlfriend doesn't want to come out of the bathroom after even a few hours something is definately wrong let alone 2 years.
 
Your ass grows around ONE toilet seat and they say you have diminished mental capacity. I mean, it's not like she got elected to cabinet or anything like that.
 
You know what's even more sad? The local news got scooped by the national news on this one...

Also, it was in good company when it did finally get covered by the local news. The story before it was about some kid pleading guilty for f***ing a doberman and the story after it was about a 3rd grader getting arrested for bringing a bag of pot to school.

Man, this state is so great!
 
SayWhat1 said:
The story before it was about some kid pleading guilty for f***ing a doberman and the story after it was about a 3rd grader getting arrested for bringing a bag of pot to school.
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Wow this world is one f@*ked up place :(
 
I heard this morning that in Witchita KS a judge is trying to figure out whether a dude that had sex with his dog is to be registered as a sex offender.


KS, WTF?
 
I didn't mean to poke at Kansas. The **** is everywhere:

To wit

"A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died."​
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The only good news in that story is that while she was stuck to a toilet she couldn't be reproducing....
 

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