Me: I always "take care" of you and your needs. I even help you out when you're sick, and if you ever get REALLY sick you know I'd be there for you. I even wash your hair for you when we go camping! (We're going to a friend's "camp" this weekend- nice beds, but no running water).
Bob: Yes, I know. You're great.
Me: But I worry. You don't seem to have that caretaking gene in you.
Bob: I'd help you. But that's why I'm trying to keep you healthy by providing healthy foods- so this isn't an issue. You'll be healthy and active for 30 more years, at least!
Me: Oh. So you just hope and pray I don't fall and break both my arms so you don't have to wipe my butt.
Bob: Well, yes. But in all fairness, I'm 9 years older than you. If anybody as a spouse is deserving to have their butt wiped by their spouse, it's going to be me.
Bob: Yes, I know. You're great.
Me: But I worry. You don't seem to have that caretaking gene in you.
Bob: I'd help you. But that's why I'm trying to keep you healthy by providing healthy foods- so this isn't an issue. You'll be healthy and active for 30 more years, at least!
Me: Oh. So you just hope and pray I don't fall and break both my arms so you don't have to wipe my butt.
Bob: Well, yes. But in all fairness, I'm 9 years older than you. If anybody as a spouse is deserving to have their butt wiped by their spouse, it's going to be me.