Dateline: 3/11/2014.
Nashua NH. Officials from the NH Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals confirmed today that they have taken a restraining order on a NH man accused of "Unnatural Relations" with multiple barnyard animals in surrounding towns. The man, whose names has men withheld by officials out of concern for the economic fallout for the farmers, is allegedly in a group calling themselves 'The Beastiality Boys' operating out of a Norton Mass brewery. NH and Massachusetts state police are cooperating in the investigation.
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