The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

Welcome back, PTN.
Clearly, the dump missed ya...

Cheers!

 

[Yooper]

S'up, bitches?

Welcome back, Peaches! Hope you had a nice birthday filled with great food and beer.

It pains me to say this, but I missed you.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Aah. Happy Birthday Paulie!

 

[the_bird]

Hope you enjoyed your birthday, Paulie; you can't have too many of 'em left!

 

[smurfjuice]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's an old goat.

 

[smurfjuice]

Ayup' ... :beard:

 

[DakotaRules]

Brining the corn beef. Let that sink in.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Corned"

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Welcome back, Peaches! Hope you had a nice birthday filled with great food and beer.

It pains me to say this, but I missed you.

Peaches? More like prunes.

 

[DakotaRules]

"Corned"

Meh, potatoe, potato.

I used Alton Browns recipe with a couple modifications.

I have a sausage recipe that calls for the pink salt to be used in the mix, I thought you weren't supposed to eat it, just brine with it, thoughts?

 

[the_bird]

What do you think happens to the salt when you're brining with it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Depends on which pink salt...

Google "Instacure 1" and "instacure 2"

 

[DakotaRules]

Depends on which pink salt...

Google "Instacure 1" and "instacure 2"

I'm using #1 so I'm good. I didn't think there were 2 kinds.

 

[bluemoose]

You should use pink Himalayan salt and brine around 60 degrees. Don't worry about botulism.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was up your way again this weekend Blue... Cannon on friday and Gunstock yesterday.

In Lebanon now grabbing my buddy who's at Dartmouth Hitchcock... Class 4 lacerated kidney from a spill at Cannon.

I told him to suck it and not be such a pansy but he was all "boohoo hooo. I have internal bleeding".

Ridiculous.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

You're not too far from me. I'm about 45 minutes south of Lebanon.

 

[bluemoose]

What a *****. Internal bleeding is like a paper cut. Annoying sure, but life threatening?, rarely.

Let me know next time and I will meet you for drinks while your buddy is in surgery.

 

[day_trippr]

Phhhbt. If this guy was hard core he'd have taken his chances at Littleton Regional.
I grew up on Cannon, shattered a collar bone and punctured a lung there, got fixed up in Littleton, drove my clapped out Pathfinder home two days later.
NBD...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Supposed to be freakin' 68° by mid-week. Going to have to take a run through the college; have to thank global warming, or El Nino, or something for an early "Tit Wednesday" this year.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't forget to wear pants this time.

 

[DakotaRules]

You should use pink Himalayan salt and brine around 60 degrees. Don't worry about botulism.

I'll try that recipe next week. Should I use week old chicken too?

 

[j1laskey]

Well I just was selected to sit on a grand jury for the next 4 months at Suffolk Superior. Looks like Cape might be getting some of my money in the upcoming months. Bog's Jump Back

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[Cape Brewing]

Miss that place...

 

[j1laskey]

I was told they don't miss you

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bold faced lies

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yum. Golf, a lot of farmstead, some fiddle head and I really like brick and feather.

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[paulthenurse]

Damn, you guys are pathetic. I take a little vacation from you mo-rons and you all sit around blubbering into your lousy homebrew "What happened to Paul? How come he doesn't come around any more? Do you think he doesn't like us any more?"

Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

 

[bluemoose]

Were you working on the pizza oven?

 

[Melana]

Damn, you guys are pathetic. I take a little vacation from you mo-rons and you all sit around blubbering into your lousy homebrew "What happened to Paul? How come he doesn't come around any more? Do you think he doesn't like us any more?"

Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

Nice to see you again Paul. For a minute there i thought someone mistook you for the main course and tossed you on Bertha. No basting required.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Nice to see you again Paul. For a minute there i thought someone mistook you for the main course and tossed you on Bertha. No basting required.

id say fat side up, but thats either side

 

[bluemoose]

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[Melana]

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Is it a touch gritty?

 

[bluemoose]

not sure what you mean, but it tastes like victory.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

if you celebrate easter, happy easter everyone

 

[day_trippr]

Seconded. Hope folks are enjoying family time...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Pathetic.

All of you retards are pathetic. What happened to Cape? He had a pair... Did AZ swallow them whole? Even Smurf is hiding in his hollow tree. Where da fuq is Yeager? Ok. Never mind. He's busy foaming an episode of Gaycation.
Fuq it. I'm going to bed. You lame ass fools make my hemmoroids swell

 

[bluemoose]

Sauced, huh Paulie? Whatever gets you through the holiday.

 

[Melana]

Sauced, huh Paulie?

Nothing new there.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Isn't it time to start making money off of LSU? Wait it's above 20 degrees. Nevermind.