The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Yours and Yeager's?

Norton isn't just Massachusetts dirty little secret anymore. Even the guy from the cold part of Arizona has heard of the place. Being the place with the most pedophiles per square mile in the nation ain't a big selling point for most people.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i know I was the true 10,000 post, all you guys deleting comments so I dont appear to be its ok, I know I was it.

 

[bluemoose]

What does the weather look like in Phoenix next week, AZ? I am headed there on Tuesday.
What should I drink out there. I will be staying at the biltmore.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that it will be hot as the surface of the sun.

But it's a dry heat so it's not that bad.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'd drink water out there and lots of it. Unless you find a brewery that puts a spin on a popular style.

 

[the_bird]

What does the weather look like in Phoenix next week, AZ? I am headed there on Tuesday.

Let me Google that for you.

 

[the_bird]

Also, go talk to ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo. He's like, the executive director of the Arizona Craft Brewers' Guild.

 

[the_bird]

Also again:

Hot as balls.

 

[nhwrecker]

An obnoxious beer thread that primarily focuses on Massholes passes 10,000 entries.

That's more than PTN's mother!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't know what that's supposed to mean but I'm going to punch you in the khahck the next time I see you just on general principles.

Smooches!

 

[paulthenurse]

Edited to remove a rant.

 

[Melana]

Edited to remove a rant.

Why? Your rants are usually epic!

 

[nhwrecker]

Edited to remove a rant.

Jeesh. If I caused that.........well, suddenly I feel quite proud.

 

[paulthenurse]

Da two a yous can go F yous selfs.

It had nothing to do with you Mort, you've got nuttin' to be proud of.

 

[nhwrecker]

Nothing be proud of? Apparently you haven't seen me naked.


Try to get that image out of your head for the rest of the day.


and, of course, GFY...............

 

[paulthenurse]

As a matter of fact, I have seen you naked changing out of your wetsuit on the boat.


I stand by my earlier statement

 

[paulthenurse]

RIP Tommy Ramone

 

[paulthenurse]

Keep your heads down today Ladies. Tornados headed thus way. It would be a shame if Mort got picked up by the wind and ended up in Oz.

 

[paulthenurse]

Point of interest...

Creedence released their first album this date in 1968. I was married with 7 kids at the time.


Memories... Light the corners of my mind,
Misty water colored memories,"......

What were we talking about?

 

[the_bird]

About 72 hours from my first proper vacation in years; let's see how much work I actually get done between now and the end of the week. My money's on "not very much!"

 

[bob1852]

About 72 hours from my first proper vacation in years; let's see how much work I actually get done between now and the end of the week. My money's on "not very much!"

You're making a pizza oven, too?

 

[paulthenurse]

Zing!

 

[the_bird]

I've completely avoided that thread; I get enough nonsense in this piece of ****. I don't need to hear Paulie stroke himself because he managed to put two bricks together.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I dont think he has even gotten 2 together yet

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I dont think he has even gotten 2 together yet

You've seen the bathroom remodel. I'm sure he's put more than two bricks together.

 

[bob1852]

I dont think he has even gotten 2 together yet

Do the paper cut outs of bricks count?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm SO chopping off your wanker and feeding it to the dogs

 

[Cape Brewing]

Didn't you say that in your other thread?

Kinda obsessed with other guys' private parts huh?


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[paulthenurse]

I hate you with the heat of one thousand suns.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you could see the expression on my face you could tell how devastated I am


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[paulthenurse]

Close. Not perfect but awfully damned close.

Much like me.

 

[bob1852]

Hey notcapebrewing, you're in the wrong thread...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't get it


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[bob1852]

I don't get it


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One time, this one guy made up a fake name on HBT. He couldn't keep his log-in's straight, and wound up making a post under his real HBT account that he thought was under his fake HBT account. I really smart guy (and award winning brewer) caught him and mocked him. And everyone laughed at the expense of that ol' chap.

You see, it's similar to this. The village idiot has started another dumb thread to cover his non-build project, but he keeps posting updates to this idiotic thread.

 

[paulthenurse]

Faaaaaaaark!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

So now I gotta find a picture of a fat female mason holding a shotgun and stroking her pooch?

I am so screwed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

One time, this one guy made up a fake name on HBT. He couldn't keep his log-in's straight, and wound up making a post under his real HBT account that he thought was under his fake HBT account. I really smart guy (and award winning brewer) caught him and mocked him. And everyone laughed at the expense of that ol' chap.



You see, it's similar to this. The village idiot has started another dumb thread to cover his non-build project, but he keeps posting updates to this idiotic thread.

Yeah... not followin' you




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[the_bird]

Close. Not perfect but awfully damned close.View attachment 211714

Much like me.

Meh. Not really all that close. You can do better. Well, YOU can't do any better, but most people could.

 

[bob1852]

If Paul built a bridge.....close enough....

 

[the_bird]