The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

Oh hi, guys. What's up?

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh hi, guys. What's up?

Cape is whining.

Again.

He only does that on days of the week that end in Y.

 

[paulthenurse]

So AZ, tell us all about it. In excrutiating detail. It will make Cape SO happy.

 

[bob1852]

So AZ, tell us all about it. In excrutiating detail. It will make Cape SO happy.

So, three years ago, Cape and I were drinking beer in San Diego.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh here we go.....



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[bluemoose]

Sorry to change the subject, but does anyone else have an urinal in their home bar? Thoughts?


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[Cape Brewing]

I had gotten one at my first house but never got it plumbed in unfortunately.

I say that project gets green lighted.


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[bluemoose]

Looking at the waterless ones for my sports cave. Most of the regular ones require a 1 in. Water pipe. That is not going to happen. I figure the amount it gets used, I replace the filter once a year. Small price to pay for the convenience. I hate to aim when I am drinking.


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[Cape Brewing]

Get it done


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[Melana]

Hey all,
just got back from NHC. Wasn't as good as Philly overall, but still a very good time - local breweries and bars in Grand Rapids were far better than expected, as well. PTN, sorry I didn't see your post earlier about your daughter. If she needs to take another, the most important this is to do a short term water purge. Drink tons of water (i.e. at least a gallon a day) and pee as much as possible, even if it means getting up 2-3 times during the night. Also, the worse pee to "donate" would be the first in the morning, with all the nighttime "chemicals" having a chance to come out of solution. Best if she goes a few times right before the test, and then keeps drinking water, so she'll have to go when needed.

And Mel & Big John, - that's a great looking wine covered trellis - can imagine very comfortable summer afternoons under there in the shade, with cocktails, or homebrew...

Come on down!

 

[paulthenurse]

How are the urinals coming at The Bog Inn?

 

[the_bird]

Sorry to change the subject, but does anyone else have an urinal in their home bar? Thoughts?


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You live in Vermont. It's called "your backyard."

 

[paulthenurse]

Kettle, meet Pot.

 

[bluemoose]

You live in Vermont. It's called "your backyard."

I didn't grow up in this God forsaken hole. It's freakin cold here in the winter, plus I'm pretty lazy.

 

[the_bird]

I didn't grow up in this God forsaken hole. It's freakin cold here in the winter, plus I'm pretty lazy.

Well, speaking as a native, I'll give you the answer.

Homer Bucket and a ten-penny nail. Done.

 

[the_bird]

Word on the street is "someone" won a medal.

Yes. Yes he did.

So AZ, are they giving out participation medals at the NHC, too?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How are the urinals coming at The Bog Inn?

No urinals.... There is one unisex bathroom. That's all we need given the capacity of the taproom. Oh, and it's Bog "Iron"... You keep making that typo for some reason.

But since you asked.... It's coming along great! Thanks! We're really excited because this Saturday is "Founder's Day" in Norton which is the annual big town cookout and fireworks thing. It all taking place almost across the street from the brewery so we're going to open up the taproom for a sneak peek and little tour for folks while they're in picking up growlers. The stools got delivered yesterday, the copper bartop is down and all of the arm rails are on. We are still holding out hope that we'll be open before 4th of July weekend.

Oh and check this out.... We need a couple high top pub tables so I'm making them from barrels. This one just needs the center pipe and top dropped on it (we also have some light fixtures made out of black pipe and the footrails will be black pipe).



I think it'll be nice




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[Melana]

Cape that looks great!

 

[nhwrecker]

Hey Cape,
Nice looking bar tables, and good luck with the 7/4 deadline.

AZ - what medal(s) did you end up winning? And congrats

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh, and it's Bog "Iron"... You keep making that typo for some reason.

Sorry. I guess I channeled my inner arsehole.

 

[reeberom]

You live in Vermont. It's called "your backyard."

Anywhere really, if you are man enough. Who needs a urinal?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Az won the Ninkasi Award for top home-brewer in the country at the NHC this year.

Whatever.

He still sucks


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[paulthenurse]

Wow.

AZ sucks when he wins brewer of the year.

Yeager and i sucked when ourUtopia clone won third place best in show at HBT's competition.

Is anyone else seeing a pattern of resentment and petty jealousy?

Btw, good for you, AZ.


But Cape is partially right. You do suck.

 

[nhwrecker]

Holy Sheet. That's pretty f'in impressive. Guess he won't be on this thread any more. Congrats AZ. and I haven't even met you yet.

How many different beers/entries did you have?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You sucking has NOTHING to do with any brewing contests


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[paulthenurse]

You sucking has NOTHING to do with any brewing contests


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[Cape Brewing]

You got me man.... you're third place finish in a HBT contest four years ago is ripping me up inside.

It's a wonder how I slept at all last night


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[bob1852]

Holy Sheet. That's pretty f'in impressive. Guess he won't be on this thread any more. Congrats AZ. and I haven't even met you yet.

How many different beers/entries did you have?

Thanks man. And why would I leave this thread and miss out on the opportunity to annoy Cape for the next 362 days?

I won first round medals with an IPA, a habanero IPA (ya know, a twist on a known style), and an oaked cherry mead. Won final round medals for the later two...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pfft.... a bronze.


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[paulthenurse]

Got any pictures you can share with us of the Medal Ceremony? I'm sure Cape would LOVE to see them.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Apparently he does not


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[paulthenurse]

I bet he's just holding on to them in order to build up your anticipation and interest.

In a weird kind of way, AZ is putting his foreplay moves on you.

Oh dear God, now I think I'm gonna hurl.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice finish to yesterday afternoons game. It was a good way to leave for a road trip.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Getting there....

Lights are tough to see in this pic since they wash completely out but they are the old "Edison bulbs" with cages around 'em

Maybe two more weeks and pints will flow.


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[Cape Brewing]

.... and then.... yoga pants. As far as the eye can see.


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[nhwrecker]

Looking good Cape!

Oh, and to everyone else, Happy Thursday. Now GFY.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape, you gonna have a Grand Opening of The Bog Sluice? I want to schmeer Vaseline all over myself so I can stuff myself into an old pair of bike shorts then show up to hang out with the girls in the yoga pants.


'Hanging Out' is such a descriptive term.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ummm. Suuuuure. Yeah.

I'll def let you know when it is.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

i think i have a pair of bike shorts from when I was 150 pounds, maybe 20 years old that i might get on with some help, cant wait.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Are you allowed to bring your own fire roasted pizza into this place?....