The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

the_bird comes from Vermont.

'nuff said .

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I am heading to the beerfest Friday night myself

 

[bluemoose]

You're not seriously trying to get us to believe that you tree huggin', wool underwear wearin', bovine boinkers actually bathe, are you?

Correction:

we hug hops, not trees
we wear synthetics now
sheep push back
and we've got a crick right out back.

 

[bluemoose]

Has the snow thawed yet so you can use the internet???..

Internet in Vermont? I was only able to post becasue I am driving through New Hampshire!

 

[paulthenurse]

That pretty much says it all, compared to Vermont, New Hampshire is cosmopolitan.

So let me ask you, in Vermont is a 'net' three tomato soup cans tied together with butchers twine? And how is Arnold Zucker these days?

 

[paulthenurse]

So exactly what does your garden variety Congressman need to get caught doing before he resigns in disgrace? Apparently sending pictures of your junk to a woman 20 years your junior to whom you are not married doesn't cross that line. God help us all.

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

From MSNBC.com:

After days of denials, a choked-up New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday

The highlight says it all.

 

[bluemoose]

So exactly what does your garden variety Congressman need to get caught doing before he resigns in disgrace? Apparently sending pictures of your junk to a woman 20 years your junior to whom you are not married doesn't cross that line. God help us all.

How many of the last 5 speakers of the house have been indicted down there?

 

[paulthenurse]

Not enough of the farkers, that's for sure.

 

[Cape Brewing]

please don't start a democrat vs republican angle to this thread. please.

its been so much fun talking stupidity. Let's not make it THAT stupid though.

 

[paulthenurse]

I agree with Cape, let's it go there. I think we can all agree that it serves no purpose to point fingers at yet another politician who got caught with his pants down and say he did XYZ because of his ideology. They're ALL *****ebags. Democrats, Republicans, Tea Bags. Crooks, thieves and charlatans, every damn one of them.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(nodding in agreement with the big man)

 

[DakotaRules]

Wow an agreement from both of you! What's this thread coming too!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

If we keep THAT craP up Mutton Chop will shut us down.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope he doesn't wear that hat out at the NHC. There will be no chics for the rest of us.

 

[the_bird]

I hope he doesn't wear that hat out at the NHC. There will be no chics for the rest of us.

You remember the shirt, right? I don't think you have to worry.

 

[Cape Brewing]

are you KIDDING?? The hop-vine cowboy shirt KILLLLLLLLLS with the ladies. KILLS

 

[bluemoose]

Didn't mean to get the dander up. Just meant that corruption and stupidity are institutions in the commonwealth, regardless of party. Speaking of parties, how was the brewfest? Just met an old friend from NH on this sight that was headed down.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Like a hop vine cowboy,
Dark back rooms with the boys,
It's a nauseating rodeo!

He's a hop vine cowboy
Mutton chops, embroider shirt,
He' an ass-kickin' mod, Oh No!

Piss him off and you're done
Tex's Mutton-chopped dog
With a bone

 

[yeager1977]

I agree with Cape, let's it go there. I think we can all agree that it serves no purpose to point fingers at yet another politician who got caught with his pants down and say he did XYZ because of his ideology. They're ALL *****ebags. Democrats, Republicans, Tea Bags. Crooks, thieves and charlatans, every damn one of them.

Tea bags says it all...

 

[Cape Brewing]

No dander is up. We just don't wanna go down a politics path. The debate forum has plenty of that if folks are interested. No harm no foul.


Quality work there PTN.

 

[DakotaRules]

Hey flounders back! Where's the gravity at??????

 

[yeager1977]

Not back. In redneck country(Tennessee). Last read was last Wednesday. 1090 on one and 1080 on the other.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should make a bigger initial starter next time.

 

[yeager1977]

Or not let my co-brewer double the recipe?

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you had made a big enough starter, the volume wouldn't have been an issue.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh shut up! Both of you.

 

[yeager1977]

Ok PTN junior.... I made the right starter for the size batch that was determined two weeks before the brew. Then senior decided to make one final change as always happens.... Come on you know the deal with mr know it all...... Dont give me crap for your fathers failures.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're in the same cage with Rookie and the other n00b

 

[paulthenurse]

I MAY have underestimated the Olde Townes Teams character.

I'm man enough to admit my potential boo boo's.

In this case I'm glad to be wrong.

 

[yeager1977]

I MAY have underestimated the Olde Townes Teams character.

I'm man enough to admit my potential boo boo's.

In this case I'm glad to be wrong.

Cape mark the date and time he admitted a mistake.

PTN what grown man uses the freaking word boo boo? Wtf?

 

[paulthenurse]

PTN what grown man uses the freaking word boo boo? Wtf?

I do.

And if you keep running your mouth I'm goin' to put a doozy of a boo boo on your skinny arse.

PTN

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Paul... SOLID call on the fkin mid-May hysterical fit about bad the Sox suck. Where are they this morning there cheif?? Oh, first place in the AL East with the best record in the American league and one game off the best record in all of baseball.

You would think I would get tired of you lookin like a jackass all the time... But I really don't.

 

[paulthenurse]

I hope you have a stroke.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do you think will be higher in September... The Sox win total or your U's gravity above 1?

 

[paulthenurse]

I bet the U gravity and your total number of friends will be pretty damned close.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Paul... now that you've gone back to basics and are just doing extract batches... have your beers gotten any better?

 

[paulthenurse]

Well since I don't add two quarts of Oxyclean per batch like SOMEONE we all know, the extract batch I did is quite tasty. Thanks for asking

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who does that? I used to accidently dump some Star San into my mash by not flushing one circuit in my rig but never Oxyclean so I don't know who you're talking about.

Now Paul... on those extract batches... just becuase the air lock isn't actively bubbling... that's does NOT mean that you're not getting any fermentation. Now, I know.. I know... you're a little pre-conditioned to think things aren't fermenting but on this one, you need to just RDWHAHB.

 

[the_bird]

Cape, I know we were drinking but I very distinctly remember you informing us that it was Oxiclean in your system that you hadn't flushed out properly. I can't imagine Star-San having that much of an effect, anyway.