The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

If the poor woman hasn't done it by now Paul...

 

[paulthenurse]

Tell us all about your idea for that wicked pissa app.

 

[Cape Brewing]

laugh it up. When I'm a multi-millionaire... I won't even buy you a round

 

[paulthenurse]

You should go on that Shark Tank show. Seriously. All you need is to pitch that ***** to the right people and its 'Goodbye Norton, Hello Easy Street!" .

 

[Cape Brewing]

I already have an Apple app developer who is willing to build it for a tiny piece of equity

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, are there going to be strippers at the Bog Christmas party? Throw us a bone and give us a reason to go. Really. They don't need to be good looking, lets face it, they won't be. But you've gotta make it worthwhile.

 

[paulthenurse]

How many nano empires can one man build?

 

[Melana]

laugh it up. When I'm a multi-millionaire... I won't even buy you a round

Shocking

 

[Melana]

How many nano empires can one man build?

He may be compensating for something

 

[Melana]

Hey, are there going to be strippers at the Bog Christmas party? Throw us a bone and give us a reason to go. Really. They don't need to be good looking, lets face it, they won't be. But you've gotta make it worthwhile.

I'm not going if Cape is dancing for quarters again

 

[Melana]

If the poor woman hasn't done it by now Paul...

Excellent point

 

[Cape Brewing]

I give you the guy who was making fun of cuff links earlier... You know... Cuz he is on the cutting edge of fashion..

 

[Melana]

I give you the guy who was making fun of cuff links earlier... You know... Cuz he is on the cutting edge of fashion..

He looks like you slipped him a rufee

 

[paulthenurse]

You're just jealous of my wicked pissa hat. I ought to grow mutton chops owning a hat like that.

 

[Melana]

You're just jealous of my wicked pissa hat. I ought to grow mutton chops owning a hat like that.

Perhaps... You could grow them long and comb them over.

 

[paulthenurse]

He may be compensating for something

Is this where you tell us again how Big John is appropriately named?

 

[Melana]

Is this where you tell us again how Big John is appropriately named?

No. I've been reprimanded.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No. I've been reprimanded.

Appropriately so... He showed me.

I wasn't impressed

 

[paulthenurse]

Thank goodness. You do realize that this is Boston and the vast majority of us around here have some percentage of Irish blood in our veins. Yq

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thank goodness. You do realize that this is Boston and the vast majority of us around here have some percentage of Irish blood in our veins. Yq

Speak for yourself Stumpy... American Indian here... Let's just say my ancestors didn't just use their finger tips for foraging.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Put it this way.... Given what a huge, massive, d-bag I am... How else would I pull my SWMBO??

The woman sacrifices..... but all is made equal

 

[paulthenurse]

Tell us all how your great great great grandfather wandered out into the wilderness of Pawtucket and grabbed some squaw by the hair and dragged her home...

And they all lived happily ever after.

I f'ing LUV stories like that .

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tell us all how your great great great grandfather wandered out into the wilderness of Pawtucket and grabbed some squaw by the hair and dragged her home... And they all lived happily ever after. I f'ing LUV stories like that .

Whatever Stumpy

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Appropriately so... He showed me. I wasn't impressed

1. As we all know you're not easily impressed.
2. It was cold that day.
3. You said I promise I won't tell anyone.

No wonder Frank and Matt only let you show up on days when the public isn't around.

 

[Cape Brewing]

1. As we all know you're not easily impressed. 2. It was cold that day. 3. You said I promise I won't tell anyone. No wonder Frank and Matt only let you show up on days when the public isn't around.

Ahhhhh crap... Now I feel like I have violated some trust !!


Ps. Check your SWMBO's text messages.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Every time I look in this thread I'm reading about dudes checking out other dude's junk. I know it's Massachusetts and all and that OK, but get a room.

 

[yeager1977]

Hey, are there going to be strippers at the Bog Christmas party? Throw us a bone and give us a reason to go. Really. They don't need to be good looking, lets face it, they won't be. But you've gotta make it worthwhile.

Actually it sounds like you want to throw a stripper your bone instead of getting capes. Just saying

 

[yeager1977]

Speak for yourself Stumpy... American Indian here... Let's just say my ancestors didn't just use their finger tips for foraging.

Go sell bog waster inn beer at Foxwoods. I dare you to use the excuse of being part Native American.

 

[yeager1977]

Tell us all how your great great great grandfather wandered out into the wilderness of Pawtucket and grabbed some squaw by the hair and dragged her home... And they all lived happily ever after. I f'ing LUV stories like that .

Hey Paul why don't you bore us with another of your amusing can't turn away ancestory stories. That is sooooo much better than talking about capes supposed Native American heritage. Really it is..................

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Yeager isn't that SWMBO calling you? Better run quick.

 

[Melana]

I think Yeager is drunk posting again!

 

[paulthenurse]

I think Yeager is drunk posting again!

Gee, do ya think?

We all know that I'd never do that so I'm good to rip him for it. But I'll let it slide cause of what a mellow, laid back guy I am.

 

[Melana]

Weird double post.

 

[Melana]

Gee, do ya think?

I try not to... It hurts.
Wait... You're a nurse, can you help me with that?

 

[paulthenurse]

Sure. Lets start with the basics. Bend over and Ill check your temperature.

 

[the_bird]

... "It'll probably buff right out" are not the words you want to hear with respect your new ****ing car....

 

[Melana]

... "It'll probably buff right out" are not the words you want to hear with respect your new ****ing car....

Yikes! What did you back into?

 

[Melana]

Omfg it's flipping windy.

 

[the_bird]

Yikes! What did you back into?

I. Did not do ****.

 

[the_bird]

Omfg it's flipping windy.

It's not so ****ing windy that you can't be expected to hold a car door and keep it from knocking off the mirror of the car right next to you!