Dear Cave Johnson,Dear Lemon Enthusiasts,
When life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I dont want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Im the man whos gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Sincerely,
Cave Johnson
Dear UPS,Dear Recipient,
Sincerely,
UPS
Dear former about to be,
I hate lawyers more than I hate goats.
Good luck with staying out of court.
Sincerely,
Chupacabra liker
edit: it's hard as hell to spell chupacabra on the frikin' phone
Dear about to be sued,
New.. homeowners? Isnt there a condition that after closing it is accepted as is? Isnt that why lawyers are brought into it in the first place?
Sincerely
Confused.
Dear Confused,
Apparently you can be sued after closing. I think these people are out to get me. The email that I was forwarded made me feel that I was the target of a psychotic witch hunt.
Sincerely,
About to pay a **** load of money on a very good lawyer.
Dear About to pay a **** load of money on a very good lawyer,
Just asked the all knowing Google. I take it non-disclosure of defects is the excuse they are using? From the look of the articles on this stuff people are way too litigous and the sites all say, you can sue the former owner, possibly the home inspector, might even be able to get money out of the real estate agent... I would suggest as a total non liar, I mean lawyer, that if you havent already, you get your real estate person in on the whole argument. Since there is the potential for them to be involved as well it would be in their best interest. I hope this all ends up being just a fishing expedition and they drop their argument.
Sincerely,
Best of luck
Dear At least I don't have a hangover,
Seeing as you find so many faults with me, I'd like to introduce you to my Mexican cousin, Tequila. I'm sure after a few nights with her, you'll come running back to me.
Sincerely,
Vodka
Dear Don't know why,
I don't know if it was intended, but I got a definite Homestar Runner vibe from that pic. I hope it was intentional.
Sincerely,
Trogdor the Burninator
Dear Trogdor,
It was not.
And I had to google that.
Sincerely,
Feeling older.
Dear The Id,
Yakima? With an "i" in the middle? You'll need to know this. ...and send hops. Congratulations!
Sincerely,
IDK why I do it
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