Psylocide
Ippons for Days
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2014
- Messages
- 9,600
- Reaction score
- 5,991
Dear Android Phone,
When I am using Google Navigation to drive in an unfamiliar area, please stop receiving a phone call at the moment I miss a turn and need to see where I'm being re-routed.
Sincerely,
Frustrated Driver.
Dear Caller,
When I quickly send your call to voicemail, that means I need my phone to stop ringing. Please don't rapidly call back 3 or 4 times! You're only putting yourself on my $#!t List.
Sincerely,
Frustrated Driver.
Dear Toyota 4Runner,
Who decided to design you with that gap between the driver seat and the center console? When my phone gets dropped in there it takes all of my MacGyver skills to retrieve it.
Sincerely,
Frustrated Driver
Dear LHBS,
Thank you for being open so late. Android Phone, Caller, and Toyota 4Runner did everything they could to delay my arrival.
Sincerely,
Driver who can now go home and RDWHAHB
Dear Toyota 4Runner driver,
Congrats, you pointed out the only flaw in these great machines.
It happens to me so regularly that I just go out and buy a new phone, there's gotta be 5 iPhones in that crack, never to be seen again.
Sincerely,
Not really, but props for having an awesome rig. What year?