So, what do ya do when...

[mparmer]

the swmbo picks fun at your glass of homebrew because it doesn't have as much "lacing" as her glass of commercial swill?

1. Point out that we could adopt a rule that from now on, only homebrew would be permitted in the house.
2. knock her up side the head
3. work on lacing properties in the next batch
4. swallow hard and suck it up
5. point at her pink fuzzy slippers and try to think of something clever?
6.?

 

[Nysh]

My vote goes for domestic violence!

 

[WIP]

Clean your glass and try again.

 

[Airborneguy]

My girl drinks my homebrew, so I'll never know.

 

[BBKing]

#2 then #1

Only kidding people. Just #2, she'll get the point.

 

[passedpawn]

Meh. Poking fun at my beer is foreplay in my book.

 

[BierMuncher]

Refer her to #4 but reverse the wording.

 

[passedpawn]

Refer her to #4 but reverse the wording.

Oh my. That's funny.

 

[david_42]

Point out that lacing in commercial beer is due to the plasticizers.

 

[scrambledegg81]

2 and 6. Repeatedly 6.

 

[Ohio-Ed]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes...??

You can't tell her anything, you've already tried twice!

Just kidding... Tell her you are gonna have to spend even more time on your hobby now to perfect this "defect".

 

[November]

Remind her that if SHE had cleaned the glasses properly in the first place it wouldn't be a problem! Enjoy your night on the couch.

 

[AnonyBrew]

Make Dude's Lake Walk Pale Ale & then compare again.

 

[Cliff897]

#7.) Smile and think to yourself "More for me."

 

[Grimster]

Grab her and throw her on the floor and have her right there cause even knowing what lacing means is hot as hell I'd say. My wife doesn't drink or care much about beer so congrats to you on having a beer knowledgeable wife even if she is picking at your brew.

Then whip out the credit card and upgrade your brewing equipment!

 

[Kaner]

Put a few drops of liquid exlax in her beer when she's not looking.... and while she spends all night on the toilet ask her is she still wants to make fun of your lacing!:cross: