Look, you northern whiners:
- you don't have to wear SPF30 through the winter.
- you don't worry about aligators while lake fishing.
- you aren't distracted year round from bikinis / short shorts / partying co-eds
- you don't have to mow and trim hedges all year round
- you get to shut down the pool half the year, we can't
- you get to build snow men, we are stuck making sandcastles
- we almost never get a chance to wear all the seasonal fashions (long pants, flannel anything, shoes)
Really?