Bedlam
Well-Known Member
Look, I don't rant here often...some would say not nearly often enough. But I've had to travel a lot here lately and I am really SICK TO DEATH of automatic toilets in the airport.
Everytime...everytime... I lug my junk in the stall, squeeze the door shut and just about the time I latch it...SWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH! The ever-so-smart automatic toiley decides to spew its arosolized airport-offal goodness all over my bags and the backs of my legs. Eeeyew! Eeeeeyew! Stop it!!
But you can't stop it, and there's a good chance that it'll go off again while you're sitting there doing your business, giving the backs of your thighs a nice dousing. Now, you are forced to try to dry your legs with the 0.02 micron-thick toilet paper. Real effective, that.
And then, when I'm getting on the plane, I just know that at least every other female on the flight has also had the airport sewer-spray treatment and we are all just sucking those molecules right in our nostrils as we sit in close quarters. Just who was the bright engineer who thought up this circle of Hell? Why, damn you? WHY??
Everytime...everytime... I lug my junk in the stall, squeeze the door shut and just about the time I latch it...SWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH! The ever-so-smart automatic toiley decides to spew its arosolized airport-offal goodness all over my bags and the backs of my legs. Eeeyew! Eeeeeyew! Stop it!!
But you can't stop it, and there's a good chance that it'll go off again while you're sitting there doing your business, giving the backs of your thighs a nice dousing. Now, you are forced to try to dry your legs with the 0.02 micron-thick toilet paper. Real effective, that.
And then, when I'm getting on the plane, I just know that at least every other female on the flight has also had the airport sewer-spray treatment and we are all just sucking those molecules right in our nostrils as we sit in close quarters. Just who was the bright engineer who thought up this circle of Hell? Why, damn you? WHY??