mosquitocontrol
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70- Remove the aerator from the bathroom faucet for IC and neglect to put it back on. A few hours later they go to the bathroom and get sprayed all over with water when they use the faucet.
Yeah, #4 pretty much makes me lol every time I think about it.
Leave a bucket under your taps. And if you leave it open, make yourself drink it all.
To be fair, I don't see how picking up bottles is going to make them unsanitary
If you drink a bucket of beer, you might have a hard time remembering to put the bucket back and are more likely to leave the tap open...
It probably won't, but I'd prefer to not have any unnecessary touching from dirty hands, especially around the neck and rim of the bottles.
Turn the wintertime heat in the house down to 64 degrees F - "So the homebrew won't have off flavors and fusels" when you are too cheap / to poor on space to build a fermentation chamber.
Don't sweat it man, I keep it at 60 - 62 in the house because i don't want to pay for the excess heat....That money already went right into the fermentation chamber
71.) Reminding her that she was the one who bought me the starter kit for Christmas in the first palce
71.) reminding her that she was the one who bought me the starter kit for christmas in the first palce
Let's see... I have done these:
#20 SWMBO quickly learns that you're not inviting her to homebrew club meetings for the privileged of her company so much as her valid license and low blood alcohol content.
#21 Spending too much time on HBT
Tell her that when you are done brewing the kitchen will be cleaner than it was when you started...
82) Leave your new 2l flask in the middle of the table and insist that "it is a "decorative centerpiece. No, you can't move it."
Have to agree with the nightly bottle bombs scaring the dog into jumping onto the bed crushing the body parts while sleeping
81) After drinking one night and she is asleep ordering brew kits and equipment online exceeding your 2 month budget for hobbies in one night and not remembering it until she checks why the account is low
58) Fart up a storm after drinking too much homebrew.
SWMBO has force me to sleep on the couch many nights because of this one
10) When she tells you that a carboy draped with a T-shirt looks tacky in the living room, replace the T-shirt with one of her blouses.
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