Ok... well the dumbest thing I have done when I was drunk was..... well leme explain..
It started off at a party for a friend of mine, and as such, we all got extremely hammered. I then decided to walk home from his house (very stupid, but nothing to whats coming up) which was about 1hr walk. I saw a bottle of cougar lying on his kitchen counter that he had gotten from a friend for a present, I know that my friend hated cougar, and would not miss the bottle... so I decided to take it with me as a traveler... (very stupid decision, more so then walking, but not yet NEARLY as dumb as what happaned).. so there I am walking down the road with a bottle of whisky in one hand and a drunken spring in my step, happy as I can be at 4 in the morning... by the time I made it to the school... wait, theres no school anywhere near my house.. I must have gotten lost... ohwell! hahah, I needed to take a piss anyway, so I decided to have a look around the school for some toilets...
I managed to find an unlocked set of toilets at the school, so I went in and did the buisness. I had made a decision to sit down and pee so I didnt spray all over the walls etc and make a mess for all the kids the next day at the school (a very stupid decision) and as I stood up and did a 180 spin to flush the toilet, I tripped over my pants which were down by my ankles and landed head first in / ontop of the toilet full of pee... now, its worse then it sounds because I actualy SMASHED, yes read that, SMASHED the toilet straight down the center.. I am talking the porcelain toilet part broke in two halves... piss and water went everywhere, water started gushing out of the wall and everything...
So I decided to run home... but I didnt forget my bottle of whisky! which was half full by now... or half empty... by the time I made it home I could smell piss all over myself and decided to have a shower, put on my Pyjamas and climb into bed... well I finished the bottle of whisky in the shower, put my PJs on and climbed into bed... which I then puked ALL OVER! yes, my bed, my pillow, blanket, PJs EVERYTHING... so I got up, stripped down my sheets, re made my bed with new linen, went and had ANOTHER shower.. put on fresh PJs climbed into bed and AGAIN puked all over EVERYTHING... needless to say my dad found me passed out hugging the toilet at 10:30 in the morning, a bruised and cut face, puke all over myself, my bed, my floors my walls, more sheets and PJs in the washing machine which were all covered in puke... he was NOT happy..
Since that day, I will not drink cougar bourban...