Fiery Sword said:
i'll tag in with a story that has a little something to do with too many chemicals in the bloodstream -
i was hanging out at a friend's place on a nice summer saturday night.....waiting on a another guy. we were all supposed to go down to this local bar (short walk from the house) and meet some guys we hadn't seen in a while. things got delayed and we enved up getting a pretty good head start on the drinking before we were even at the bar. after a few hours of a Smoked Porter i had brewed a few weeks before, coupled with a half a bottle of Tenoch Reposado tequila (yeehaaa!) i needed a little snack to keep the system running smoothly. my buddy pulls out a rice krispy treat - homemade - from his pack (first clue missed....who travels with homamade rice krispy treats, anyway?!!?) and i hungrily wolf it down, much to the grins of my buddies.
(editors note: a few of these guys are regular pot dudes. now, i have absolutely 0 problem with this, i just don't do it......much. regardless, in retrospect, i should have put two and two together. plus, the krispy treat tasted a little funny. clue #2 missed!!!!)
15 or so minutes later, the late friend arrives and we walk up the bar. at this point, i'm feeling like the tequila of realy having a good time in my stomach. feeling very light on the shoes!
to make a log story short, by beer #2 at the tavern my pupils were about 1/2" across, i was clutching my glass like my life depended on it and it looked like the Harpoon IPA tap handle was a dragon head that was making a weird hissin noise. bailing was essential, much to the relentless gigles of my companions.
the trek home (another long story) involved being sandpaper-thirsty, trying to drink water from a dude's sprinkler-hose, and getting chased down the street by said homeowner.
i'm not sure i can blame it on the booze, but i still consider it a good intoxicated evening!
well if we're lumping that in as well, heres a few stories:
me and 2 others managed to get about 30-40 people, cant remember exactly, singing
THIS song through the middle of town.
Got dared to jump through a hedge, no biggie, dived in only to find out it was a holly bush
made out with best friends girl and got smacked clean in the nose, it bled for quite a while lol
drank a friends seman, long story short he "put" it in to a bottle of yazoo + vodka secretly and let me + 2 others drink it
jumped from a roughly 18-20 foot tree branch, didnt get up for a fair old while aparently heh.
thats about all i can think of for booze stories, as for drugging stories:
me and a few others had sneaked onto the private land of a mansion and were toking away on Salvia (google it).
one of my friends disapeared for a bit, i went to look for him and after a long, walk with lots of falling over and trees laughing at me i found him, in front of an old woman with a huge stick held in his hand like a sword.
I was pretty out of it at the time, so just laughed and left him to it.
he came back later dragging a huge hose, to put it in perspective i couldnt even lift it. he had dragged it maybe 3, 400M, through plain sight of the mansion.
After he had done that, he released a dragon that flew around the sky, chasing us around. he also released the "castle guard" who tried to catch us. im guessing now that this was security heh.
Any way, we then had a good hour or two (we had combined Salvia with weed which seems to give longer effects) chopping down imaginary enemies with swords
Another time (again, Salvia) i left my body completely, just stared down at it. a guy in a suit came up to me and walked me into my ear.
Inside my mind was a big office with loads of people working away, if i opened a filing cabinet i could see memories, was very strange heh.
Probs only story i have for weed would be the first time we tried it with a bong, was insane. We were all so ****ed we just laid down on the ground and staired at the trees, i tried to stand up at one point and couldnt move my legs lol.
Any way, we were all in this state when we hear the good ol shout of the police running down at us.
Well, lets just say that running like that is a life experience heh.
well, thats me done.