Ceedubya
Well-Known Member
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
google "find chuck norris" and click I'm feeling lucky, that says it all
If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, he would have plugged that gash with a single cum shot!
Chuck Norris is such a ********* fundamentalist Christian, he stumped for Mike Huckabee.
Chuck Norris is such a *****, when teh interwebz brought his washed-up name back from the sewers of Total Gym commercials and WTR reruns by making jokes about how awesome he is, he sued.
Chuck Norris is so kickass, he gave Haley Joel Osment AIDS:
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It's funny because it's true. Glad to know I'm not the only guy who has hated the Chuck Norris meme from day one.
Glad to find a brother in the movement. Chuck Norris is a *****ewagon.
I tried to google "Chuck Norris" and my computer punched me in the face.
Chuck Norris can drink Apfelwine and not get druck
Chuck Norris knows what Willis was talkin' about
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Cheeto is commonly mistaken Chuck Norris by the locals here. I need to think of a Chuck Norris Fact which includes Cheeto.
VVV - Cheeto (and his SWMBO) found in his gallery
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