Naming help! Wedding beer for the groom!

[pcbandit]

My sister in law is getting married and I have made them 3 different beers. I wanted to put a final touch on everything and have some clever names. I'm stuck on the lager I made for the groom. I wanted the name to be something funny

 

[TheMadKing]

We need more info to help.. what kind of lager, what is the groom's favorite hobby, what is the wedding theme, is there an inside joke you can use, name it after the election... tons of options, but we need more of a starting place.

 

[jerbrew]

What other names did you pick? Is there some kind of theme we can play some words off of?

 

[Singletrack]

Chastity Lager

 

[zmanzorro]

Karbach has a beer named 'Mother in Lager'. Could do that or some other play on in-law/lager.

 

[pcbandit]

It's a very basic lager, I wanted to just play off of basic jokes about men getting married

 

[pcbandit]

Other 2 beers are blushing bride with a wild side= Belgian pale ale, honeymooners delight= salted caramel cider

 

[Ike]

Last Call?

Under New Management?

ALSO: please post or message the recipe for the salted caramel cider. It's not my speed, but I know a couple folks who would positively WILT over such a thing.

 

[GPP33]

"Under new management" has a nice ring to it.

You could call it "upper hand" and let him know it's the last time he'll ever have it.

 

[treacheroustexan]

This is the end....lager.

I do like Under new management though.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

Game Over lager?

 

[jwelch1103]

How about "The Next Victim"

 

[JonM]

Hoppliy Ever After
For Richer or for Porter
Nice Day for A Wit Wedding

 

[pcbandit]

I'm liking under new management so far

 

[whovous]

Here Comes the Groom

 

[wapitiscat]

"Lager? I hardly know her."

or

"Lager? Nah, married her.""

I'll show myself out ... <shows self out>

 

[Redlantern]

willy locker lager?

 

[20grit]

Lager of Love.

Yes Dear Lager.

 

[pcbandit]

Last Call?

Under New Management?

ALSO: please post or message the recipe for the salted caramel cider. It's not my speed, but I know a couple folks who would positively WILT over such a thing.

So I came up with this our last local beer fest. I needed something quick and easy easy so I decided to go with a cider. I found a nature's blend salted caramel cider in half gallon jugs at our local Winn-dixie on sale for a $1. I used 4 1/2 gallons for fermentation with a pound of brown sugar heated up in about a qt. Of water on the stove. OG 1.062 fg1.009 back sweetened with another gallon. It is sweet for my taste but it was a huge hit! The keg was empty in no time

 

[markstache]

Mendelssohn's wedding marzen (a play on the German word for March)

Putting him out to pastorianus

Putting the boys on ice

Admittedly, the first two are pretty deep cuts.

 

[fatherdan]

Cordell & Cordell Lager


feel free to google it......

 

[OkanaganMike]

Last Chance Lager

Tear In My Beer Lager

Last Lager Waltz - Google "Kevin Bloody Wilson"

Gonna Shag'er Lager

 

[thereverendmaynard]

Last licks lager?

 

[BNolt17]

Last Chance to Run Lager
The End of Life as You Know it Lager
The Next Step is Kids
Ball And Chain Lager
No More Wild Oats Lager

 

[user 224599]

Cordell & Cordell Lager


feel free to google it......

Dude!

 

[agrazela]

Got Him by the Pils

 

[Iceman6409]

If he is a hockey fan you could go with Jaromir Lager. If he likes Jaegermeister you could go with Lager-Meister

 

[pcbandit]

Hahaha this might get me in trouble

 

[Scturo]

What kind of hops are in the lager? You can play off of that, "Kiss Your Azacca Goodbye"

 

[pcbandit]

Liberty and saaz

 

[jcav]

"Saaz Goodbye To Your Liberty Lager"!

 

[pcbandit]

Cordell & Cordell Lager


feel free to google it......

"Saaz Goodbye To Your Liberty Lager"!

I like both but I feel like one may have me calling cordell&cordell

 

[Bigfly]

Bachelorhood Lost Lager

 

[Bigfly]

I can feel bachelorhood slipping away but I can't feel my face.

 

[jcav]

Or you could go with "Ball & Chain Bock"

John

 

[Scturo]

"I'm on Lockdown Lager"

 

[smurfjuice]

Run Forest run lager ...

 

[pcbandit]

Thanks everyone, the last name is wilkie so so the other brother in law said old millWilkie

 

[slym2none]

"Holy **** I Can't Believe I Got Married" lager.

 

[Ike]

Wedded Bliss



(said with a straight face. OK, almost.)