CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
Every time one of you mentions a yeast slurry I silently break into song... "All the ducks and geese better scurry, when I get a jar of yeast slurry..."
Misheard lyrics to "Loveshack"... at that point when the chick shouts something incomprehensible I hear "Bamboo breasted!.... yaks!"
My sister-in-law recently confessed that she thought Chelsea Handler was funny. WTF.
I asked a buddy of mine about his last batch of beer. At one point he said "and then I brewed the crap out of it." Not sure how that works.
I still dont understand why all women are more attractive when riding bicycles.
One of the pitfalls of growing up with your grandparents in the house is that you catch yourself using a louder voice than usual outside the home. "Can I help you, sir?" "YES I NEED SUPPOSITORIES PLEASE!!"
The woman in the depression medication ad to the right... yknow what, Im going to take the high road here. She is very attractive. How's that?
Is anyone's favorite fruit star'?
I tried coining a phrase unsuccessfully. "Wall Street Journal sex". Thats when sex, usually with someone you don't know well, is as much fun as reading the quotes on commodity futures. It didnt exactly spread like wildfire. I was, and am, very surprised.
Y'know what you never see? An angry butcher.
I saw a woman buying whole smoked herring at the store the other day. Is it worth the price?
And lastly for now... I gotta jump on this peeing in the shower bandwagon. I did the other day. My drain apparently has a clog. I'll spare the gory details but the bottoms of me feet are softer and more supple than they ever have been.
Misheard lyrics to "Loveshack"... at that point when the chick shouts something incomprehensible I hear "Bamboo breasted!.... yaks!"
My sister-in-law recently confessed that she thought Chelsea Handler was funny. WTF.
I asked a buddy of mine about his last batch of beer. At one point he said "and then I brewed the crap out of it." Not sure how that works.
I still dont understand why all women are more attractive when riding bicycles.
One of the pitfalls of growing up with your grandparents in the house is that you catch yourself using a louder voice than usual outside the home. "Can I help you, sir?" "YES I NEED SUPPOSITORIES PLEASE!!"
The woman in the depression medication ad to the right... yknow what, Im going to take the high road here. She is very attractive. How's that?
Is anyone's favorite fruit star'?
I tried coining a phrase unsuccessfully. "Wall Street Journal sex". Thats when sex, usually with someone you don't know well, is as much fun as reading the quotes on commodity futures. It didnt exactly spread like wildfire. I was, and am, very surprised.
Y'know what you never see? An angry butcher.
I saw a woman buying whole smoked herring at the store the other day. Is it worth the price?
And lastly for now... I gotta jump on this peeing in the shower bandwagon. I did the other day. My drain apparently has a clog. I'll spare the gory details but the bottoms of me feet are softer and more supple than they ever have been.