Sitting maximises HBT posting opportunities.
And what in the hell do you guys who spray piss everywhere do while pissing?
Apparently, our "other" plumbing is built for squatting & not sitting.
I still sit to ****.
I also like to play devil's advocate.
Try an experiment for me: take a measuring cup of water and hold it app. 3 feet above the floor. Then, while pouring a constant stream of water in the toilet, notice how much splashes out. Now, take that same amount of water, put it into a large syringe, and use just a bit of force to push it out into the toilet. See how much splashes out. You might be surprised on both accounts.
Guys aren't pissing all over the place. And the harder you bear down while pissing (and I have heard guys who think it's a contest) the more splashes out.
And that's gross.
I don't want to have to turn on the lights!
You must stand at all times.Sitting maximises HBT posting opportunities.
In some places in the world, sitting down to pee can be very dangerous....
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/toilet-terror-python-bites-mans-8044766
In some places in the world, sitting down to pee can be very dangerous....
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/toilet-terror-python-bites-mans-8044766
I did not need to see that. I thought that the spider bite was bad enough:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/27/man-bitten-on-the-penis-by-venomous-spider-in-portable-toilet-5846180/
There is a small church outside my property down south where I hunt, and it has an old school outhouse with nothing but 4 walls and a deep hole in the ground with a wooden commode... I've only used it once, but I hovered as high as I could because I didnt want a brown recluse coming up and getting my a** or even worse the boys...
Yes, I've seen the damage a brown recluse can do on a leg. I hope to never see what that would look like on a more sensitive area.
For the record my scenario I was referring to, I was doing more than taking a leak... I have a fair amount of Zombie Dust and hot wings.... Basically mud butt...Just wanted to clarify:rockin:
On the boat you either agree to sit or stay ashore..your call.
Or, stand at the edge of the boat and pee in the water!
Yes, I've seen the damage a brown recluse can do on a leg. I hope to never see what that would look like on a more sensitive area.
This is a silly thread.
Is there a Google Image search related correlated Internet Rule like Rule 34?
If you're too druck to stand up tonight, make sure you sit to pee. Otherwise you'll pee your pants.
...or someone else's.
...or someone else's.
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