drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
While peeing?
Kegels, maybe?
While peeing?
If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.
I've remodeled 2 bathrooms that required total tear outs to remove the smell of urine caused by splashing, poor aim, etc.
Sometimes I sit and pull out my phone to start posting on here or play a game... Oh, its one of those bathroom breaks.
I poop at least 5 times a day, if I go to a festival where theres street food and I'm eating non-stop for 3-4 hours the next day I'll sometimes touch the double digits.
Glad im not the only one. 3 times a day minimum.
Good grief, how do you guys get anything done? I'm a one-a-day-er, and I've adjusted my schedule to get the deed done fairly early in the morning, so it doesn't become a factor during any other activities planned for the day.
3 times a day?
5 times a day? That's can't be healthy, right? Isn't that indicative of either a horrible diet, or some sort of GI problem?
Lots of fiber, and the continuous food intake. If you keep putting food on the conveyor belt you're going to keep getting poop out the other side.
I've always pooped about once every two (sometimes three) days.
I never feel bloated or constipated or whatever. It's a fairly quick affair, too. Sit, push, wipe, wash hands, and off you go. How do people find time to read more than the headline on a paper before they're done?
I do eat a lot, too. Too much, I think, since I think I might soon need a mirror to see my best bud. (Perhaps I can use my work-place gym? But i'm sooo lazy )
A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.
A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.
A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.
As SWMBO says, I have an concrete culvert for a digestive tract, nothing stops it. We have a friend who will come over for wine and cheese parties, I'll usually down about 1 to 1 1/2lbs of cheese, SWMBO and friend won't poop for like 2 days, business as usual for me (never understood how cheese stops some people up).
... and after that I'm suck to the john for the night.
Once shot the gap when taking a middle of the night piss with a semirection. Nothing like wet drawers to wake you up in a hurry.
Is he holding the door shut or is he doing push-ups?
I'd avoid ordering anything named the duece bigalow.
A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.
You all are a bunch of freaks.
Good grief, how do you guys get anything done? I'm a one-a-day-er, and I've adjusted my schedule to get the deed done fairly early in the morning, so it doesn't become a factor during any other activities planned for the day.
3 times a day?
5 times a day? That's can't be healthy, right? Isn't that indicative of either a horrible diet, or some sort of GI problem?
Peeing or not, I prefer to sit than stand if I can't lay down.
So where peeing is concerned, I am a sitter simply because i haven't yet found a way to pee lying down unless, of course, I'm totally wasted.
I only ever pee standing up if
(A) I am p1ssing on a hobo.........(Because some kids set fire to him)
(B) Pauline from accounts wants yet another golden shower.
Pauline is a dirty whore who likes to pay extra :rockin::rockin:
OK, I kid, I kid!!! Pauline is, indeed a filthy whore!
In my imagination of course.
Haha!
Wait, you charge your wife?
She is a hybrid. I fill her full of gasoline and plug her into an electrical socket.
When she is fully charged, I.....um.....Pee on her.
Our sex is both electric and explosive.
Please stop now......I get too easily carried away with my BS.
You know how when you sit down to a movie with a bag of popcorn, you absentmindely eat the whole thing?As SWMBO says, I have an concrete culvert for a digestive tract, nothing stops it. We have a friend who will come over for wine and cheese parties, I'll usually down about 1 to 1 1/2lbs of cheese, SWMBO and friend won't poop for like 2 days, business as usual for me (never understood how cheese stops some people up).
You know how when you sit down to a movie with a bag of popcorn, you absentmindely eat the whole thing?
I once did that with a 2 lb brick of cheese.
Same as you though... didn't affect me one bit.
Crap I'll public admit that. The times I don't sit at home to pee are generally only if I am hurt. IE sitting would be painful (I have a bad back). Occasionally when I am just filthy sweaty from working in the yard or something.I was reading another thread here where this topic was brought up. The general consensus was that it makes you less of a man to sit. I call B.S. I am proud to say that at home, I sit. I dare any of you standers to wipe the wall or vanity adjacent to the toilet with a damp paper towel. Urine splashes everywhere.
In public restrooms and outside I'll stand. But at home, the rule is to sit. The reason for this is that I've remodeled 2 bathrooms that required total tear outs to remove the smell of urine caused by splashing, poor aim, etc.
Are there any fellow hbt males out there willing to publicly admit to sitting?
This thread went on a lot longer than I thought it could.
Well done sitters.
Thanks! I sit down all the time to pee and think nothing of it.
Thanks! I sit down all the time to pee and think nothing of it.
This thread went on a lot longer than I thought it could.
Well done sitters.
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