Man, I love my Jenkem...

[Hopleaf]

Austin: This coffee tastes like sh*t!

Basil: That's because it IS sh*t...

Austin: It's a bit nutty...

 

[turfguy1969]

So we have this EDGY music station here in buffalo that is doing a weird drug week show. I had never heard of this concocted thing until this show. So the DJ's tell everyone listening, how to make the stuff. There are kids all over now talking about it, who never heard of it. Thanks

they talked about some drug made from a tree in columbia too that turns you into an agreeable zombie. Their story said that locals come up to you and pretend to ask for directions with a map, and blow the stuff in your face. It's called monkey something.

 

[CodeRage]

Just so happens... took this one yesterday

Look at all that Jenkem! Those arent baloons either.

 

[Baldy_Beer_Brewery]

Damn...

I just thought...

I hope to never see this in a sig:

Primary: Irish Red Ale
Secondary: Robust Porter
On tap: Jenkem

 

[david_42]

"I'm going to make a cream Jenkem by eating corn first..."

THANKS! Now I have a chunk of sausage stuck in my nasal passages!

 

[Cheesefood]

Jenkem is all teh R@g3!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/toad_smoking;_ylt=AnNAtPPz2RLzCaloDNJzO.ME1vAI

 

[malkore]

Here's what I wanna know...who figured this drug out?
Who was jonesing so bad they thought "I wonder if I s**t in this jug, and pee in it later, let it sit out in the sun with a ballon or rubber on it, and then huff what must smell like rancid fart and death....and maybe i'll trip balls.."

 

[talleymonster]

If my kids ever do stuff like this I will physically harm them. lol

I laughed my ass of when I read this!

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

I puked a little when I read this. So I put it in a pop bottle and pissed in it. What temperature do you think would be best? Should I piss in it again if my balloon doesn't blow up in a couple hours? Thanks guys Im a total n00b this is my first batch just worried I killed my yeast.

 

[Brew Runner]

I think you need to go down to the local sewage pond and get sludge from there, otherwise it might take longer to start fermenting.