Focus
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I've been kegging for about four months now and have three kegs filled, Porter, Honey Porter, and Oktoberfest. I went to tap them the other weekend for a party and met with disasterous results. Here they are for your entertainment value, commentary, and assistance:
Issue #1: Porter kegs not sealed correctly
So I was bringing my kegs down from the beer closet in the new upstairs man-cave. When I got it into the garage, I looked down to see porter streaming down the leg of my AF running suit. Go back in the house to find that Ive dripped black-as-oil porter down my steps (which are at least painted, thankfully) and on the carpet in the hallway. s---. Not only is my porter flat and potentially contaminated, but Ive got stains on my rug. Same damned thing happens with my honey porter. s---. s---. Luckily, the Oktoberfest is sealed correctly. At this point, Im 1 for 3.
Issue #2: Ball-lock quick-releases leak like a madman
So I start trying to tap my one remaining carbonated keg. Attach gas, turn on, no problem. When I go to attach the outlet tap, it starts streaming beer constantly. Maybe I didnt get it on firm enough. Release, wipe off leaked beer which looks and smells great, BTW and try again. Still leaking, more so if I actually squeeze the tap handle. It also starts leaking not only out the bottom of the quick-release, but from between the locking mechanism (the part you pull up before pushing down onto the post) and the part thats attached to the hose. Maybe its just that one of my two tap handles has a bad ball-lock quick-release. Nope, other one leaks like mad as well. Maybe its just the keg post, o-ring, or valve
Issue #3: Honey Porter outlet valve leaks with nothing attached!
So I drag Mr Honey Porter over and re-fit the center cap & gasket. This freaks me out, obviously because Im worried Ill get all kinds of nasties in there. But I figure were probably going to drink it all at the party this afternoon, so no worries. Pressure on and it still leaks out the main hatch. Mess with gasket some more and it finally gets a good seal around the gasket, that is. 2 sec after turning on the gas, the out-valve starts leaking beer right out the top. At this point, I call Midwest and talk to "Stoner" (why in hell am I in the AF and not running a brew & hydroponics store). He says the leaking might fix itself if I mess around with the valve a little. Detach gas cylinder, get screwdriver, press valve, get face full of beer. Obviously I missed the step where I was supposed to release the pressure before depressing the valve. Mess around with it some more, put pressure on, still leaking like before. Maybe I can just put the dispensing tap and the leaking wont matter Nope, quick release still leaks on this keg.
Issue #4: Porters a total mort
So, now Im thinking Maybe, just maybe, the porter wont leak and I can actually have some kegged homebrew at this party. I go to re-fit the gasket on the main hatch (like with the honey porter), and f--- if I dont drop the gasket into the keg. Still on the phone with "Stoner" and he suggests that I may be able to fish it out with my 24 brew spoon like hes had to do on occasion (which Im sure he said just to make me feel better). When I go to fish it out, something totally unnatural floats to the top of the beer. Some gray, leathery, skin-looking material which Im now sure was a mold layer. I fish it out for inspection and it looks pretty nasty. BUT the beer still smells okay, so I obey the Cardinal Rule of brewing: Dont throw it out without tasting it first. Continue to fish for 10 min, then call it quits and declare the porter a mort based on too many contamination factors and oh by the way, no gasket to seal it even IF the posts and quick-release work correctly.
Now, I have identified some corrective fixes on my own:
- No more beer goes in a keg until I successfully dispense water from it beforehand
- When you re-assemble a keg after cleaning, put some pressure on it to make sure everything works properly
- When you fill and seal a keg, put some pressure on it for a second to make sure its got a good seal; this wont hurt the carbonation process either.
- Ive got to fix whatever Im doing with my keg sanitization then again, the seal check may be the fix for this anyway. Currently, I'm taking the posts off. tube, and center hatch/gasket out and sanitizinng them in one-step, then I reassemble the whole thing and pour 5 gal of boiling water in to sanitize the inside of the keg (after rinsing and cleaning, of course)
Let the ridicule and corrective suggestions begin...
Focus
Issue #1: Porter kegs not sealed correctly
So I was bringing my kegs down from the beer closet in the new upstairs man-cave. When I got it into the garage, I looked down to see porter streaming down the leg of my AF running suit. Go back in the house to find that Ive dripped black-as-oil porter down my steps (which are at least painted, thankfully) and on the carpet in the hallway. s---. Not only is my porter flat and potentially contaminated, but Ive got stains on my rug. Same damned thing happens with my honey porter. s---. s---. Luckily, the Oktoberfest is sealed correctly. At this point, Im 1 for 3.
Issue #2: Ball-lock quick-releases leak like a madman
So I start trying to tap my one remaining carbonated keg. Attach gas, turn on, no problem. When I go to attach the outlet tap, it starts streaming beer constantly. Maybe I didnt get it on firm enough. Release, wipe off leaked beer which looks and smells great, BTW and try again. Still leaking, more so if I actually squeeze the tap handle. It also starts leaking not only out the bottom of the quick-release, but from between the locking mechanism (the part you pull up before pushing down onto the post) and the part thats attached to the hose. Maybe its just that one of my two tap handles has a bad ball-lock quick-release. Nope, other one leaks like mad as well. Maybe its just the keg post, o-ring, or valve
Issue #3: Honey Porter outlet valve leaks with nothing attached!
So I drag Mr Honey Porter over and re-fit the center cap & gasket. This freaks me out, obviously because Im worried Ill get all kinds of nasties in there. But I figure were probably going to drink it all at the party this afternoon, so no worries. Pressure on and it still leaks out the main hatch. Mess with gasket some more and it finally gets a good seal around the gasket, that is. 2 sec after turning on the gas, the out-valve starts leaking beer right out the top. At this point, I call Midwest and talk to "Stoner" (why in hell am I in the AF and not running a brew & hydroponics store). He says the leaking might fix itself if I mess around with the valve a little. Detach gas cylinder, get screwdriver, press valve, get face full of beer. Obviously I missed the step where I was supposed to release the pressure before depressing the valve. Mess around with it some more, put pressure on, still leaking like before. Maybe I can just put the dispensing tap and the leaking wont matter Nope, quick release still leaks on this keg.
Issue #4: Porters a total mort
So, now Im thinking Maybe, just maybe, the porter wont leak and I can actually have some kegged homebrew at this party. I go to re-fit the gasket on the main hatch (like with the honey porter), and f--- if I dont drop the gasket into the keg. Still on the phone with "Stoner" and he suggests that I may be able to fish it out with my 24 brew spoon like hes had to do on occasion (which Im sure he said just to make me feel better). When I go to fish it out, something totally unnatural floats to the top of the beer. Some gray, leathery, skin-looking material which Im now sure was a mold layer. I fish it out for inspection and it looks pretty nasty. BUT the beer still smells okay, so I obey the Cardinal Rule of brewing: Dont throw it out without tasting it first. Continue to fish for 10 min, then call it quits and declare the porter a mort based on too many contamination factors and oh by the way, no gasket to seal it even IF the posts and quick-release work correctly.
Now, I have identified some corrective fixes on my own:
- No more beer goes in a keg until I successfully dispense water from it beforehand
- When you re-assemble a keg after cleaning, put some pressure on it to make sure everything works properly
- When you fill and seal a keg, put some pressure on it for a second to make sure its got a good seal; this wont hurt the carbonation process either.
- Ive got to fix whatever Im doing with my keg sanitization then again, the seal check may be the fix for this anyway. Currently, I'm taking the posts off. tube, and center hatch/gasket out and sanitizinng them in one-step, then I reassemble the whole thing and pour 5 gal of boiling water in to sanitize the inside of the keg (after rinsing and cleaning, of course)
Let the ridicule and corrective suggestions begin...
Focus