I think they're hot, but you probably don't

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Sorry to be this guy, but it's "Janis."

In recent years, I have become blind to the multitude of alternate spellings of just about any name.

There are just too many of them to be bothered to keep up with. I blame Jimi.

 

[mb82]

Alexandra Lockwood from PHD the movie.

 

[Firewalker11]

Alexandra Lockwood from PHD the movie.

Great example, she looks like my daughter so she is not hot to me.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Great example, she looks like my daughter so she is not hot to me.

OUCH!!! That one always hurts. I have a hot daughter. I know this, everyone else knows this. There are a million shades of awkward whenever I am asked to describe her. How the hell can a father explain that his baby is a total babe without being the perv of the century.

 

[WesleyS]

She may not look like much today, being dead and all, but

janis was indeed hot

Yikes! Perfect for this thread. You think she's hot, I say no on all counts. Can't stand that raspy screaming she tried to pass off as singing either.

 

[Firewalker11]

OUCH!!! That one always hurts. I have a hot daughter. I know this, everyone else knows this. There are a million shades of awkward whenever I am asked to describe her. How the hell can a father explain that his baby is a total babe without being the perv of the century.

Zactly

 

[Homercidal]

Alexandra Lockwood from PHD the movie.

Not my daughter, so HOT!

Great example, she looks like my daughter so she is not hot to me.

You have to post some pictures of her here so we can give our unbiased, misogynistic opinion.

 

[drainbamage]

OUCH!!! That one always hurts. I have a hot daughter. I know this, everyone else knows this. There are a million shades of awkward whenever I am asked to describe her. How the hell can a father explain that his baby is a total babe without being the perv of the century.

"She's got good genes."

That's about the best balance of complimentary and non-pervy I can come up with.

 

[ChefRex]

"She's got good jeans."

That's about the best balance of complimentary and non-pervy I can come up with.

Sounds pervy to me

 

[DrunkleJon]

How about "she got her looks from her mother" That way if SWMBO overhears you have given her a compliment as well.

 

[CoreyD]

I'd be all about Nanny-era Fran Drescher.

How about Frans mom on The Nanny

 

[Firewalker11]

How about "she got her looks from her mother" That way if SWMBO overhears you have given her a compliment as well.

Well, she did get her looks from her mom. I got the Red Green thing going on, handy, not handsome.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Well, she did get her looks from her mom. I got the Red Green thing going on, handy, not handsome.

Mine got her looks 50/50. Luckily, she got her personality from me, so she is not bat **** crazy.

 

[normonster]

Mine got her looks 50/50. Luckily, she got her personality from me, so she is not bat **** crazy.

Haha...I don't know...I've been reading some of your artful posts......

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Haha...I don't know...I've been reading some of your artful posts......

There is crazy, and there is artful. My daughter is artful.

I would not presume to classify myself, but I'll just throw out some random words for the hell of it.

Handsome, debonair, handsome again, lysdexic, wunnerful.

 

[DrunkleJon]

There is crazy, and there is artful. My daughter is artful.

I would not presume to classify myself, but I'll just throw out some random words for the hell of it.

Handsome, debonair, handsome again, lysdexic, wunnerful.

Modest?

 

[b-boy]

OK - so Hilary Farr is 64 years old. Not too shabby for 64 years old.

 

[Psylocide]

OK - so Hilary Farr is 64 years old. Not too shabby for 64 years old.

Looks like Bruce Jenner.

 

[JonM]

Bruce Jenner without the pro hairstyling and makeup?
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[day_trippr]

Farr does look great, but I suspect I'd be slitting my wrists after a week in close contact with her

Cheers!

 

[b-boy]

No - Bruce Jenner looks like her. She was there first.

Plus, I'm pretty sure she's not 6'4, and she doesn't appear to have an adam's apple.

 

[JonM]

Or a d!ck.

 

[Pyg]

OK - so Hilary Farr is 64 years old. Not too shabby for 64 years old.

The fact that you know who she is, constitutes automatic revocation of your man card!!!'
(For the record I had to google her to find out she was on a home decorating show)

 

[b-boy]

I'm exempt from punishment. I have a wife who watches those shows 24/7. I'm already being punished. I take whatever pleasure I can out of them.

BTW - she was an actress in the 70s. She was in Rocky Horror Picture Show, so I think that makes up for the decorating show.

 

[Kirkwooder]

Or a d!ck.

That we know of anyway!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

OK - so Hilary Farr is 64 years old. Not too shabby for 64 years old.

More for you, she looks like a fugly, old tranny to me.

 

[Homercidal]

I'm exempt from punishment. I have a wife who watches those shows 24/7. I'm already being punished. I take whatever pleasure I can out of them.

BTW - she was an actress in the 70s. She was in Rocky Horror Picture Show, so I think that makes up for the decorating show.

You just ruined Rocky Horror Picture Show for me.

 

[b-boy]

You just ruined Rocky Horror Picture Show for me.

OK - this was her back in the 70s. Still think she's a tranny?

Remember, she's 64. Does this help anyone connect the dots here?

Sheesh...I'd like to see your grandma rocking a pair of leather pants like that.

 

[Homercidal]

OK - this was her back in the 70s. Still think she's a tranny?

Remember, she's 64. Does this help anyone connect the dots here?

Sheesh...I'd like to see your grandma rocking a pair of leather pants like that.

I'll admit, she's got a great tuck there!

 

[MaxStout]

I like 'em tall.

 

[glenn514]

^^^Yuppers, and Allison Janney is six feet tall! Waaaay cool!

glenn514

 

[GrogNerd]

2 ladies from The Leftovers

Carrie Coon

& Amy Brenneman

 

[Firewalker11]

I'm good with Amy, she fits my preferences but Carrie looks like my sister. Ewwww!

 

[Ridire]

I'm good with Amy, she fits my preferences but Carrie looks like my sister. Ewwww!

Your sister got a phone number?

 

[b-boy]

I love Carrie Coon on The Leftovers. She looks fantastic. She's very sexy.

In other pictures, not so great.

I haven't figured it out. It's kinda like the Seinfeld hot girl episode. It all depends on the lighting.

 

[Firewalker11]

Your sister got a phone number?

Why yes, yes she does...

 

[slym2none]

I always thought Fairuza Balk was attractive. Most guys around me say she's too skinny, but they never say anything about her face, which is where she is prettiest, to me.

I find lots of women attractive that I think most men would not. I call them "interesting looking", yet when I show some of them to people, they think the women are attractive as well. Better yet, asking another female if she finds a certain female attractive or not is a great gauge IMHO.

I'd show some pics, but I wouldn't want to harm any innocent parties in any way... most are women I know, not women in the public eye.

 

[Pyg]

I find lots of women attractive that I think most men would not. I call them "interesting looking", yet when I show some of them to people, they think the women are attractive as well. Better yet, asking another female if she finds a certain female attractive or not is a great gauge IMHO.

I'd show some pics, but I wouldn't want to harm any innocent parties in any way... most are women I know, not women in the public eye.

This thread just got weird!

 

[1977Brewer]

This thread just got weird!

This thread's been weird since it started.

 

[joshesmusica]

I always thought Fairuza Balk was attractive. Most guys around me say she's too skinny, but they never say anything about her face, which is where she is prettiest, to me./QUOTE]

Pretty cute, but then she smiles. And I'm all like, whoa, where the hell did that come from, a large mouth bass?