WesleyS said:Is it just me, or do all my posts in this thread seriously call into question any advice I may give anywhere else in this forum.
Your other posts do that all on their own!
I want to make a turtle stout, gator hopped but I'm still an extract brewer. Any hope for me?
Hamsterbite said:All grain recipes are not inherently superior to extract.
Hamsterbite said:All grain recipes are not inherently superior to extract. It's all about the brewer, their process, and the quality of their local turtle monger.
Bravo! You really pull the idiot thing off well.
WesleyS said:I assume brewing in Canada is pretty much the same as brewing in America except there's a lot of people saying eh, and eating thin slices of ham that are called bacon but in no way resemble bacon. And you probably have to drink blended weak whiskey and beer from a brewery named after a condition where there is no perceivable space between your eyebrows.
grem135 said:I want to make a turtle stout, gator hopped but I'm still an extract brewer. Any hope for me?
emjay said:Well, we actually call bacon the same way you guys do. That ham stuff is called "back bacon", and a very delicious version of it that's brined (practically pickled) and rolled in cornmeal is called "peameal bacon". Yum. But when you ask for bacon here, you get the same strips of meat you'd get if you asked for bacon in the US.
Also, I hate CR and CC whiskey with a passion, though there are some much smaller distilleries that make decent stuff. And Unibrow's Trois Pistoles is what turned me on to craft beer as my first legal beer purchase after turning 19 |
Obliviousbrew said:The good thing about dry hoppng with a croc is that the loss of beer per absorption is a lot less than if you dry hop with hamsters for instance. And the fact that a croc can survive in water-like ambient ends up saving you some buck in the long run. I don´t know about you guys but I´m tired of spending a lot of money in hamsters in every batch of beer I make, after a couple of hours hamsters sink to the bottom and die, or in other words they die and then sink to the bottom (yes hamster corpses don´t float in beer). Efforts trying to harvest dead hamsters and bring them back to life have been widely studied by professor Frankestein with some success but with many negative side effects like been chased by an angry mob carrying torches. So yes dry hop with crocs I know is quite an investment to make but I prefer spending some money now and forget about it.
A non so expensive option is to go with turtles but of course there is always the chance that the turtle runs away with your wife. If you are tired of your wife get a turtle if you hate your wife get a croc and make her help you brew.
Ahhhh brewing! gives the chance to do one of the things that I enjoy the most: mistreating wildlife.!!!
Your LHBS doesn't sell SCUBA equipment for the hamsters? Or at the very least snorkels and floaties? Believe me I almost exclusively dry croc, but hamsters can add some complexity that only a hairy rodent can provide.
Hamsterbite said:Quite right. And now you know why I named my brewery Hamsterbite.
I thought maybe you liked hamsters biting you. Or maybe you liked biting hamsters.
WesleyS said:If you don't have real hamsters and you decide to use zhu zhu pets instead, remember to remove the battery before submerging them in your beer.
Jaehnig said:When I bend over to look at my belly button I noticed a ribbon. This made me ponder about the length of the toenails on a sparrow and whether or not to add its beak to my hamster ale.
When I bend over to look at my belly button I noticed a ribbon. This made me ponder about the length of the toenails on a sparrow and whether or not to add its beak to my hamster ale.
Hamsterbite said:Mr. Jaehnig, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
WesleyS said:Is this thread going to make it to 600 posts? I just don't know if we're all idiotic enough. I just don't know. Sometimes you just have to look back and reflect on your life and ask yourself the tough questions, like "Did I brew enough?"
"Did I brew the best beer possible every batch?"
"Did I add enough lemur shavings with my dry crocs?"
Is this thread going to make it to 600 posts? I just don't know if we're all idiotic enough. I just don't know. Sometimes you just have to look back and reflect on your life and ask yourself the tough questions, like "Did I brew enough?"
"Did I brew the best beer possible every batch?"
"Did I add enough lemur shavings with my dry crocs?"
emjay said:This thread has gone from idiotic to just plain stupid
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
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