Homebrewtalk Carboy Cleaner Giveaway

[mbk1487]

If only cleaning up after my three kids was that easy! Surely you can design a drill attachment for their messes???

 

[BenVanned]

My carboy smells to high heaven. Give it a bath I must. The smell is pungent and the film is thick. I need a cleaner to do the trick. With every batch flavor locked in its walls, the carboy container smells like balls. Scrubby scrubby is in need. A carboy cleaner indeed in need. I don't need to scrub-a-dub a keg. Just my carboy. Not bottles, not keg. Send a carboy cleaner today and I'll clean my carboy and shout hooray!!!

 

[tyler111]

I need to win this because:

I have many carboys to clean,
and doing that in the kitchen makes my wife mean.
With a device like this,
she will no longer be pissed,
Oh how my carboys will gleam!

 

[TXmoonshine]

Jack n Gill went up the hill to fetch their carboy cleaner,
Jack fell down spilling his imperial brown, and Gill refused to go on sober.

 

[J8D]

Carboy Cleaner: Much cheaper than renting Gene Simmons' Tongue

 

[PMotiff]

After returning to college in 2008 I am finally graduating this weekend! I picked up homebrewing this year and can't believe what I've been missing out on for so long. I picked up some old carboys from a co-worker but haven't had the time or money in the last few months to brew anything due to school, work, and a new daughter in the house. I would love to have one of these to help speed the cleaning process so that I can spend more time with my family enjoying great homebrews.

 

[rekoob]

Need to clean carboy's/kegs... because I still didn't win one!

 

[Gunrunner]

I need a carboy cleaner because boys need their toys!

 

[Stik9yne]

Because my mash tun already brings the boys to the yard!

 

[NoNewBeerTax]

Why wouldn't somebody want one!?! They look a hundred times funner then those boring old carboy cleaners. I might even be able to get my kids to clean my carboys.

 

[Daffypuck]

Why should I win you ask? Well, the faster I can clean my carboys, the more beer I can brew and enjoy!

 

[NotTechnicallyLegal]

I need to remove every trace of beer from my carboy so I don't get locked up by the man because I live in Alabama.

 

[spleefy42]

I've been brewing for about 6 years now, and after a year stay in a tiny apartment, I'm finally moving to a bigger and better place, with.... you guessed it, room to start brewing regularly again! I'm switching to all-grain and I'm in need of new equipment to soften my already tight budget!

 

[bribo179]

I am going to post this again because I don't think you guys grasped how funny it was. Keg Cleaner worthy

"No Beer And No Clean Kegs Makes Homer Something Something!?!" -Homer Simpson ...If He Could Brew

 

[GreenBoneBrew]

I rather get my teeth pulled then clean a dirty carboy without a Carboy Cleaner. Seriously, I getting three wisdom teeth pulled on Thursday morning.

 

[freckled1]

The filth and grime which I do find nestled against the walls of my vessel is a glaring embarrassment which is outside the boundaries of my pickled and prying pointer finger. Extinguish my anguish so that I my deterge the scurge which obstructs my ability to fill it with a warm and victorious must.

 

[corrales_305]

I need a carboy Cleaner because im new to home brewing and the faster I get one, the faster I can get wasted!!!lol

 

[dirkomatic]

I am tired of getting sick from all the crap left in my carboys!

 

[Rman2012]

Clean the keg I will, keep me from getting ill it will. Hey!

 

[gunner65]

The wife says if I dont find more time for her and less time in the brewery shes gone.....Does this thing save time? Maybe I dont want it.

 

[eurycea]

woo!

 

[Strngcheez]

The fruit flies are starting to overpopulate my carboys.

 

[JOHN51277]

I deserve this one because I my house burnt down and my carboy brush was in there with my other valued posessions. I cry myself to sleep now! Damn fire!

 

[Son-of-spitfire]

I would really appreciate a carboy cleaner, because my young son is getting tired of me shoving his little arms into the carboy to clean it out ;-) It is really hard to find skinny-armed kids to do this cleaning these days!

 

[Huizer]

Stare into the swirling Carboy Cleaner, thats right.....relax...

You are getting sleeeeepy, .......very sleeeepy, and it's not from the russian imperial stout!

Now, when I snap my fingers you will awake and select me as a winner.



Snap!

 

[cripplecreek]

Carboy needs cleaning (5)
Wife angry about the mess (7)
Need to win contest (5)

 

[Barnstormer]

This looks like a great tool! I am so tired of using a carboy brush that just doesn't seem to reach everywhere only to get sprayed by the bristles when you take it out. This would make life much easier!

 

[jme147]

If I win I will clean my carboys singing Christmas Carols for all to beer... I mean hear.

 

[2ndstage]

Because I can never seem to get my carboys quite clean enough with a brush.

 

[csterley]

A dirty carboy adds flavor!

 

[beerman1957]

I have 6 five gallon kegs. My big, fat arm just won't reach in the bottom. Boy, I would love an automatic system. So, to help the give-away out, I will take one and then you don't have to worry about who to give it to.

 

[acefaser]

Because you have chosen people to win one that cant even follow your rules on the first post.

 

[moonpig]

My carboys are in desperate need for a proper cleaning

 

[MichaelsBrewing]

I would like to have the Carboy cleaner for my lonely Carboy that just bought; new Carboy equals a need for the brush cleaner.

 

[Airplanedoc]

I just can't seem to get my arm into the neck of the carboy to properly clean it.

 

[I_B_Mongo]

I need one because I'm out of cleaver stories and rhymes. I'd love to have one, but I never win any sort of drawing, lottery, give away. Just gonna have to cross my fingers and hope the beer gods are smiling down upon me.

 

[Catnip_X07]

I've never given up on cleaning a carboy, nor am I going to give up the hope of receiving a carboy cleaner.

 

[rockgeek]

A carboy cleaner
perfect for cleaning carboys
and spanking my wife.

(no wives were harmed in the creation of this haiku)

 

[RustyZymurgy]

Why wouldn't I?

 

[Displaced MassHole]

Because my "Summer's Eve" cleaning solution just isn't getting the smell or all that junk out, I need a new carboy cleaner.