Has anyone seen this?! (yeast starter saga)

Yakima 728
Homebrew Talk - Beer, Wine, Mead, & Cider Brewing Discussion Forum

Help Support Homebrew Talk - Beer, Wine, Mead, & Cider Brewing Discussion Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.


Apparently this guy is a 33 year old hip-hop veteran and is UNBIASED because he's in CANADA...
I'm not even going to try to explain how wrong he really is.
He has to be a troll! THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
GuldTuborg said:
Has anyone seen this guy's "beer reviews"? They generally consist of him talking endlessly about how much he dislikes good beer, with nothing more descriptive given than "i don't like it," "10 out of 10," "tastes like hops," or maybe a 12 minute ramble about small slices of pumpernickel. I guess I shouldn't make fun of him for having an unrefined palate, because he can (self purportedly) taste "cost cutting" in the beer's production.

Regarding the guy getting laid - it's been mentioned before, but he actually has a wife! Seriously. She seems fairly normal, too, when she appears on the videos. I can't fathom how that happened. Ironically, the best part of the "reviews" is when the wife appears. She at least makes decent attempts to describe the beers' flavors, aromas, etc. It's also ironic that she clearly has far less interest in beer than he does, yet is much better at appreciating and describing it.

edit: A few fine examples of what I'm talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7HpqupRQUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB-oMPSchqI
Click to expand...

Damn for somebody so anal about sanitation he sure doesn't mind pouring his beer into a chilled glass covered in freezer funk :cross:

Oh and Hoegaarden is a runaway beer because he doesn't know how to pour it.
 
I'm glad that I didn't see this guy's videos when I started back in January. He obsesses about cleanliness/sanitation more than I did in O-Chem labs. He has probably scared many would be brewers away from the hobby.

I want to puke whenever he pours a beer...
 
Apparently he also tries to make hip hop
http://www.reverbnation.com/hypetingrecordings

Asks how to "How to transport DRYWALL with 2008 Jeep?" on the jeep forums.

Asks "How to cut very thin slices of chicken for chinese dishes. " on cycling forums
http://www.cyclingforums.com/forum/...ery-thin-slices-of-chicken-for-chinese-dishes

"How do you process vocals for hip hop? "
http://www.gearslutz.com/board/rap-...560054-how-do-you-process-vocals-hip-hop.html

My god, this guy has never learned anything outside of a forum. Honestly, I could post about 15 more ******* vague questions but I started feeling weird and stalkerish by the time I got to the 3rd google page.

google Mikedavid00 and be blown away by the shear amount of forums he is a member of.
 
Makes me think of a South Park episode I watched years ago, he should be nominated for biggest ****** in the universe
 
Man, this thread gave me a few pretty damn good laughs for about a week, then I was over it, and now with the introduction of googling his posts on other forums it is back on like donkey kong!


some primo material from the dog board:

I have a small dog.

Everyone told me at work through the years 'naaah that's not a real dog'. That's after I claimed I wanted a Bichon/Toy Poodle.

So I dont think you will get the real dog feeling with a smaller dog.

I mean.. I'm happy with MY dog.. but EVERYONE has told me these dogs aren't 'real dogs' so just keep that in mind. They must be saying it for a reason.
 
According to his myspace he is a high-school dropout.

http://www.myspace.com/mikedavid00

And also...he attended for 5 years.

lmao

I'm 33. I like lots of stuff. Let me make a shallow list of things I like in no particular order: Girls!!, Gucci, Dining Out.. Buffets, Indian, Steak, you name it, Cooking, Drink (like Beer and Wine.. brewing my own beer), Dominican Republic, Music (Hip Hop, UK Grime, Dance, some jazz while cooking), Guitars, Weddings, Car audio, Video And Music Production, Photography, Jewelery, Youtube, Girls!!!! :)
Click to expand...
 
I have been following this moron for about 9 months now. I must say that my favorite is the fact that his house looks like a bunch of half assed and unfinished projects.

This is how we do. You know what's good.
 
Jelisa08 said:
I have been following this moron for about 9 months now. I must say that my favorite is the fact that his house looks like a bunch of half assed and unfinished projects.

This is how we do. You know what's good.
Click to expand...

Musta got kicked off the home-improvement forums.
 
This is why you always vet your sources kids. Some where out there some poor sap is buck naked lubed up in gallons of hand lotion bottling his first beer all because he trusted some dbag on Youtube....
 
i dont know if someone has posted this already, but check out those fantastic pictures he has on photobucket. Ive never seen such elegant pictures of food.
 
thezepster said:
i dont know if someone has posted this already, but check out those fantastic pictures he has on photobucket. Ive never seen such elegant pictures of food.
Click to expand...

I'm afraid he might start showing tutorials on smoking meat, which is one thing I dare to say he is potentially an expert in.
 
I just have to say that I work at a hospital for the mentally ill and I truly believe this guy needs to be medicated. He seems VERY delusional.
 
I will admit when I first started brewing that I overkilled my sanitation practices. This guy needs help! I don't know what to even say. Im dumbfounded.
 
This guy..FakeSomeAdvice did a pretty good parody of this yahoo...especially the "clean yeast room."



beeloaf
 
Last edited by a moderator:
I know he's funny in a delusional sort of way. But the best way to send him into brewing oblivion is to stop paying attention to him!! I never liked this ****** nozzle for blaming everyone & everything but himself. Nothing more than a bold-faced lying con man. I know the type,grew up with one. Boy,am I glad I live somewhere else!
 
Clean room.... all you have to do is shave all that hair off. That hair. Shave all that hair off. Come on Guys. Then get that K-y. Come on Guys. Come on. That K-Y. Slather that K-Y all over it's body.

Wait, this is about making beer? Wrong forums, sorry...... (slinks off sheepishly). [queue laugh track here]
 
I'm sure that is how monks used to brew beer hundreds of years ago.
Seriously, some people should be banned from owning a recording device. :eek:
 
the lacing tells the story, aroma, mouth feel, and taste mean nothing its all about the lacing and head

-=Jason=-
 
Anyone know what yeast will rate the best on a scale of MJ Thriller to Come on guys, This is how we do?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/user/Kuwarri#p/u/6/LvL7zryNCug"]http://www.youtube.com/user/Kuwarri#p/u/6/LvL7zryNCug[/ame]
 
This is a quote off of youtube that he posted.

"Craig's not the type that let the media dictate to him historical events. He does his own research, looks at both sides, and then makes a descision.

There seems to be a lot of the beer-left that want to discuss the holocaust for whatever reason it's VERY important to them. Like a religion almost. I feel sorry they are brainwashed since children to think this issue is important. Just like how as kids we are brainwashed to think eggs aren't bad for us. They are probably the worse food you can incorporate in your diet. But since kids we're all indoctrinated to think they are good.

You guys think the reason why the holocaust happened is 'because they told me so, so it must have happened'. Just like eating eggs. If you eat eggs daily, you better stop and do the math. Look up the facts. "

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/user/TakeSomeAdvice#p/u/2/0qGJv12V4nk[/ame]
 
not sure if this has been posted. yet another trainwreck of a beer review.

 
Last edited by a moderator:

Similar threads

B
Harvested Yeast Starter For Bottling Smells Like Vinegar
Replies
7
Views
1K
fluketamer
F
mongoose33
Oxygenating Dry Yeast issue
Replies
9
Views
1K
Red over White
Red over White
D
🔥 Smoking cured sausage to IT 152F within 4h without rendering fat (?)
Replies
7
Views
654
beren
beren
M
Floating oily balls post fermentation - Help!
Replies
15
Views
933
hotbeer
hotbeer
Brooothru
Ranching/Freezing yeast: Has Anyone Tried This Technique?
Replies
8
Views
2K
IslandLizard
IslandLizard

Latest posts

Back
Top