Good DARK stout names

[Effingbeer]

What about, "...You'll Never Go Back" Stout

Named my latest "Once You Go..." I thought appropriate for a black double IPA. Sorry, not a stout, but 30 SRM still.

 

[dlaramie08]

I named my stout " stoutstanding"

 

[TyTanium]

Black Dawn (for breakfast stout)

 

[Nugent]

The one that I like is "Back Hand of God" by Crannog Brewing in Sorrento, BC.

 

[GoodRatsBrew]

Could go with Swampwater Stout, Satan's Spunk, Necromancer's Nectar, Coalminer's Milk... Just to name a few

 

[weirdboy]

Hotblack Diesiato
Eternal Darkness
Dark Night of the Soul
Hard Day's Night
Journey to the End of Night

 

[45_70sharps]

Goex FF
For those of you that don't know, Goex makes black powder and FF would be the grade used in large bore rifles. This should be for one with a little kick to it!

 

[ThreeSheetsBrewing]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

Or work in the medical field. Dunno if I could drink something named as such.

 

[sweed]

More...
Fat lip
Monkey punch
Ghost slime
Pot belly stout
Black iron
Liquid thunder
Sampson's slugfest
Honkeytonk Bedonkadonk
Lead paint chips
Crazy trout stout
Stout goggles

Ok I'm done for now, lol

 

[TheZymurgist]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

Good lord almighty. I just googled that nastiness. I knew I probably shouldn't, but curiosity got the better of me. That is absolutely horrid. I sure hope you don't serve that to your friends...

 

[ludomonster]

Harry Stouter

Justice David Stouter

 

[JordanThomas]

Ghost.






Jay Kay.

"The ABYSS"

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Blackguard Stout

 

[45_70sharps]

total eclipse

 

[iambeer]

Journey to the End of Night

(Celine) +1000. But might as well add:

Heart of Darkness

 

[weirdboy]

(Celine) +1000. But might as well add:

Heart of Darkness

Yay, someone else reads!


I thought of another one:


Black Dynamite
and if you're old school, Dolemite

 

[sendkyleanemail]

morning star stout

 

[Double_D]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

I think I just crossed stout off the list for winter. WTF?

"A shot in the Dark" maybe?

 

[ElyIrishBrew]

Night of the Living Stout. You can brew a live stout, can't you? Zombie on the label, of course.
Texas Tea Stout.
I see Black Wolf Stout was already mentioned. I'd use that, and put the wolf I photographed (it's my avatar) on the label.
Stroke of Midnight Stout, Samhain Stout, Werewolf Breath Stout or Witching Hour Stout for Halloween.
Raven's Wing Stout.
Not dark, but Weight Gain Stout (with the motto: diets are for pussies.)

 

[sweed]

Oil Refinery Stout
Great Expectstoutions

 

[david_42]

Black Hole Stout. Even have a name plate for the tap.

Or if you are of Russian descent: Collapsed sub-stellar object stout.

 

[bobbrews]

When all else fails, go with a Led Zeppelin theme (or riffs on it):

Black Dog
Black Mountain Side
Black Country Woman
Whole Lotta Stout
Nobody's Stout But Mine
Stairway to Hell

And I know this doesn't apply here, but I've always loved "No Quarter Porter".

 

[edmanster]

Pitch Black

 

[muhteeus]

To quote Dave Chappelle: Evil, Black Magic Mutha****a

 

[Faub007]

Nubian Queen

 

[malc]

Black Blood of the Earth
Gotta love "Big Trouble in Little China."

 

[weirdboy]

Black Blood of the Earth
Gotta love "Big Trouble in Little China."

You mean oil?

 

[ArrogantDusty]

Literary references huh? Here's an okay one that came to mind when I was trying to think of names.

It's a play on Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"

"The Stout is lovely, dark and deep"

Not great but I've had a few stouts tonight already.

 

[ArrogantDusty]

My favorite stout name is "Oil Change Stout"

A brewpub in Columbia, MO brews it and it is amazing. Stop by Flat Branch if you are ever in town for a Mizzou game or anything.

 

[KOELSCHKING]

For the xxx movie afficianado:

Mandingo's Taint Stout

 

[sfrisby]

You mean oil?

He means "Black blood of the earth!"

God that's a classic!

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Ive never been so tempted to high jack. We need a favorite BTiLC quote thread!

 

[malc]

You mean oil?

I mean black blood of the earth

 

[sonofgrok]

He means "Black blood of the earth!"

God that's a classic!

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Ive never been so tempted to high jack. We need a favorite BTiLC quote thread!

I actually watched it two nights ago. Pork chop express FTW!

Oh and mine is... mine is "Dark Abyss Stout" a modification of Yooper's stout recipe. Its delicious.

 

[kinison_fan]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

That's a sh!tty name!

 

[robfar]

Black Hole

 

[sfrisby]

I actually watched it two nights ago. Pork chop express FTW!

Oh that settles it. I HAVE to add some pork chops to a mash! Greatest stout name ever!

 

[bwirthlin]

That's a sh!tty name!

HAHAHAHAHA! That's what everyone keeps telling me!

 

[sfrisby]

Wait for it....

Pork Chop Expresso Stout!

Hey, the thread is stout names, not tasty recipes!

 

[BradleyBrew]

Gotta go with Dexter and his "Dark Passenger"

 

[ajbram]

Tarbender