harleybug88
Well-Known Member
Have you ever been told that your toes look like gas pumps?
Why is there a USPS "Cinco de Mayo" stamp? Or a "Chinese New Year" stamp? What's next, a "Bolshevik Revolution" stamp?
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Have you ever been told that your toes look like gas pumps?
if plants screamed when we pulled their fruit would we enjoy them as much?
Sounds like my last girlfriend.
Oh, who am I kidding... I've never had a girlfriend that sounded that fun.
I'm not sure if my cat washes my arm because he thinks I'm the dominate cat or because I'm tasty and he wants to eat me.
I believe all cats would eat you if they were big enough.
Don't fall for a member of the opposite sex that is homosexual.
Don't do that.
don't ever poop in a urinal. it's not worth it.
Would you buy fried chicken from a guy named Turd Ferguson ? Cause it's a funny name.
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