I don't think I have ever been a member of a forum where anyone had almost 43,000 posts. I get the feeling this guy knows exactly what he is talking about, and he'll smack you down with his righteous tome of beer wisdom. When he talks you listen. When he walks you follow. When he bows you lick the dirt. This dude could probably make beer out of your pathetic tears in the Sahara Desert in the time it takes them to fall from the corner of your eye to the ground. That's magic boy, and you'll get it in roughly 42,905 more posts.
Beer helped me write that paragraph (above) and I hope the love of beer will help you have ears to listen. -Amen
Which is awesome, except Yooper's a chick