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Pours a vivid strawberry blonde with almost no head. Minimal lacing. Absolutely disgusting medicinal scent, with notes of circus peanut and molasses. Nightmarish buttery palate, with overtones of pepper and cilantro. Heavy mouthfeel and long, long finish. Score: 3.49/5.
Pours a breathtaking golden color with a thick, rocky head. Beautiful lacing. Off-putting catty nose, maybe a little bacon and sherry. Heavy full-bodied flavor, with overtones of circus peanut and citrus. Dense, dense mouthfeel and thin finish. Score: 3.35/5.