Beer is like Sex . . .

[dontman]

Before I start drinking I often have grand aspirations to drink all night long but I'm usually done after one or two short ones.

 

[alcibiades]

beer is like sex for me because I spend wayyyy too much money on both...

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Its good on your own, but better when shared with others.

 

[mitch171]

Before I start drinking I often have grand aspirations to drink all night long but I'm usually done after one or two short ones.

I have a similar problem: I tell my self, "self just one," and then finish off the entire case.

 

[avibayer]

overflow when shaken

 

[weirdboy]

You can get a ticket for having either one while you're driving.

 

[peripatetic]

. . . that first time you did it yourself was probably not as good as you remember it!

 

[peripatetic]

. . . doing it in the kitchen is a PITA!

 

[peripatetic]

. . . if you think you are doing it perfectly, you are full of sh$t!

 

[masonsjax]

you need more yeast

 

[david_42]

No comparison, beer is available in a wide variety of styles, whenever I want it.

 

[jamesnsw]

. . . doing it in the kitchen is a PITA!

That's why I moved outside.

 

[peripatetic]

That's why I moved outside.

Kinky! I hope you have privacy fencing, or blind neighbors!

 

[mitch171]

... always be careful not to under pitch, or pitch to soon.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

... always be careful not to under pitch, or pitch to soon.

Especially if its hot

 

[azscoob]

in both cases, an "off-flavor" can ruin your night.

 

[Sea]

I prefer both to be high quality, but under the right circumstances, I'll settle for less.

 

[jbambuti]

I used to be able to go all night long, now I just fall asleep sooner.

 

[captianoats]

They're both WAY too easy to find in college...

 

[RDWHAHB]

Proper cleaning technique goes a long way. I hate it when you get an infection.

 

[masonsjax]

You should always make sure the bunghole is air-tight

 

[dontman]

Enjoying it while it is too young is a crime

 

[bob1852]

make sure your hydrometer is sanitized before your put it in the wort....

 

[mordantly]

i just diip the tip when sampling.

 

[bob1852]

i just diip the tip when sampling.

and make sure to pull it out before high krausen....

 

[mordantly]

i pull out mid-krausen! that way i can spill everywhere.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Before I start drinking I often have grand aspirations to drink all night long but I'm usually done after one or two short ones.

Opposite for me...Once I start, I can't stop until I'm disoriented and passed out on the floor.

 

[mordantly]

that sounds like a personal problem?

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Enjoying it while it is too young is a crime

Instant classic...

 

[avibayer]

the next day, the whole house smells of it

 

[DeathBrewer]

that sounds like a personal problem?

Either that or I'm constantly getting date-raped :cross:

 

[mordantly]

ooooooh! date rape by a keezer, huh? thats awesome.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Damn keezer slipped me some weizenbock when I wasn't looking!

 

[Hellfish76]

Sometimes you just want a blonde...

 

[Fingers]

You start with a few bottles, and end up with a keg...

 

[rickyhoel]

When you are young, you are much more desperate to get whatever you can. When you get older, you stick with what you like.

Bad yeast can ruin a night.

 

[avibayer]

when its last call at the bar, you'll take what you can get

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Having a few rounds with an Ex is ill-advised

 

[Tripod]

...when your freinds find out you're doing it, they want to get involved.

 

[AnOldUR]

It's safer using a blow-off tube.