Anybody up for a riddle?

[bottlebomber]

The answer "poop" is not quite right, though sometimes it can come in logs

 

[Dan]

The answer as far as I know,
then must be a tootsie roll

 

[kaconga]

My verse needs work after the heat,
But my answer the question should meet. I think fried or sushi is nice
Since they are the most delicious rice.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

i was thinking of a bear eating honey
'cus Im making mead, spending money

 

[lschiavo]

What's both brown and sticky?

The glass of stout I forgot to wash out?

 

[bottlebomber]

It's much too late, my mind is sick
What's brown And sticky is a stick

 

[Dan]

Hmmm A stick wth sap seeping out?
That's what this ridlle's about?!!

 

[bottlebomber]

Hmmm A stick wth sap seeping out?
That's what this ridlle's about?!!

No sap, no goo, it's not that tricky
Just a stick that looks quite stickly

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

There is one question, I have heard
That one can never honestly answer.
What is this question, do you know?
Tell me or I might get cancer

 

[bullinachinashop]

If you get cancer, you're likely on your way
to the answer you requested today
If you can't answer the questiion while lying in bed
time may have passed you and now you're just dead

Here's a quick one that I heard today
I'd like to hear what all of you say

A man comes to town on Friday
and visits some friends for 3 days
He grows tired of their place
and leaves without a trace
the way he came in on Friday

 

[Dan]

A man comes to town on Friday
and visits some friends for 3 days
He grows tired of their place
and leaves without a trace
the way he came in on Friday

You horsing around? :rockin:

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Although being dead is pretty clever
Its actually not pulling the right lever
Try again before i give it up
And hen i will reveal the stump.

As far as friday i think dan is right
A horse is a horse of course of course

 

[Dan]

As I'm sitting here passing the time by
I can't honestly answer what day that I'll die.

 

[bullinachinashop]

Dan is right
the riddle was slight
but fun none the less
I have to confess

so back to the last
maybe I answered too fast
I haven't a clue
how about one of you?

 

[passedpawn]

Riddle me diddle me in a chicken coop.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I can say that death is wrong
Holy crap my dick is long
I dont want to give in just yet
But now i fear your match youve met
Although it is simple and probably blown
Out of proportion this riddle has grown
Im having a drink and will give it up soon
Once i am drunk and acting a loon!

 

[bob1852]

Riddle me diddle me in a chicken coop.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

A misdirect and attempt to dupe
By mentioning the chicken coop.

I almost still went there, but then I said "hey!"
Who's brown and rhymes with Snoop, well, Dr. Dre.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Riddle me diddle me in a chicken coop.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Whats the scoop?
It cant be poop!

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Whats the scoop?
It cant be poop!

Oops too late to make my joke
Guess i'll take another toke?

 

[bob1852]

Whats the scoop?
It cant be poop!

Howdy Ginger, 'sup?
Would you PKU?

 

[passedpawn]

A misdirect and attempt to dupe
By mentioning the chicken coop.

I almost still went there, but then I said "hey!"
Who's brown and rhymes with Snoop, well, Dr. Dre.

AZIPA, he gots the riddle today.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Howdy Ginger, 'sup?
Would you PKU?

Howdy AZ. Getting drunk
Pku is in the trunk!

 

[LabRatBrewer]

Riddle me this you racing fiends
the follow is true
11 is a race horse 12 is 12 1111 race 12112
but what does it mean?

 

[Dan]

Oh my dear LabRat master
Is math really part of the answer?
Or is there something sublime that I'm missing
Is the answer as easy as two girls kissing?
Mr LRB are you being mean?
Math's not my subject I need a machine
Enough of my rambling and my poor words
Soon the right answer I expect will be heard.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

no math required
just read the numbers and answer's acquired

 

[Dan]

Okay I'm going to give this a try
I just posted a post and then it went bye.

Trying to remember just what I said
But it's lost to my memory and lost to this thread.

So I'll make something else up that probably won't rhyme
I need to have a recorder going when my minds in overtime
11 is a horse's position
the one behind was 12th but not submitting
1111 a is racing frame status
Two mighty beast not the status quo pratus

Two champions on a great mission
Must have been a tie I'm again submittin'
Which is probably wrong, drunk I may be
But right now see it clearly
12112 a julian date. But its my birthday for goodnesss sake ('cept the year)
April 21, 2012.. that's what I get in this riddle I dwelve.

Don't even care if my answer is right. My brain's kind of screwy as it gets into the night..

 

[lschiavo]

Riddle me this you racing fiends
the follow is true
11 is a race horse 12 is 12 1111 race 12112
but what does it mean?

12 is one too.
11 won one race.
12 won one also?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

12 is one too.
11 won one race.
12 won one also?

This is very smart
If it's wrong I might just fart

As for my previous riddle
I was apparently full of drivvle
The answer is "are you dead?"
Although while drunk, I had something else in my head
My apologies to all of you that were right
My next riddle won't be after drinking all night!

What was in my head was different
because I posted the riddle wrong
A word left out is all it took
To make this go on so long
so just to make me feel a little better
I may need to put on a sweater...
"What question can you never honestly answer YES too"

 

[LabRatBrewer]

lschiavo won the race
I guess he 112
I'll search for another riddle for us to do.

WildGingerBrewing my wife asks me if her pants look fat
That's a question I can never answer honestly yes, what to do with that?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

lschiavo won the race
I guess he 112
I'll search for another riddle for us to do.

WildGingerBrewing my wife asks me if her pants look fat
That's a question I can never answer honestly yes, what to do with that?

The answer to your question there, is
It's not the pants, it is the ass, miss!

hahahahaha I do not recommend that answer however

 

[lschiavo]

The answer to your question there, is
It's not the pants, it is the ass, miss!

hahahahaha I do not recommend that answer however

They didn't before you put them on.
Honesty cannot be wrong...

I've not had sex in a year...
Is that too long?

 

[leftcontact]

Oh my dear LabRat master
Is math really part of the answer?
Or is there something sublime that I'm missing
Is the answer as easy as two girls kissing?
Mr LRB are you being mean?
Math's not my subject I need a machine
Enough of my rambling and my poor words
Soon the right answer I expect will be heard.

A horse is a horse of course of course
And One One and One Two are ones too
So In each of their races
they each took first places
Coz "A-when One One won one, One Two went and won one too"

As for brown and sticky
This one appears tricky
But I find it nice
To have brown sticky rice
That answer's not mine
But resolution'd be fine

 

[leftcontact]

Arregh next time I'll try
To frob 'next page' afore 'reply'

 

[lschiavo]

Arregh next time I'll try
To frob 'next page' afore 'reply'

No one here is really on the same page.
Give us a new riddle and you may be our sage.

 

[Dan]

It's late at night looks like everyone's sleeping
I just got off work and not up late drinking
This thread has certainly affected my head
The following words each one I said
I can't even post on a thread without rhyming
WTF is up with my brain's word flow and timing..
So while heads are buried in big soft pillows
I'll find a riddle that makes my mind mellow
Aha! just found one it's not to hard
I figured it out and I'm a retard
Just follow the flow and write the names down
On the pressed wood pulp in the printer you found.


Dan is younger than Rod I’m a warn’n
Though an elder to Kyle and also to Warren
In that particular order please.
Rod is younger than David you see
But older than Warren of this I’m not joking.
Warren is younger than Keith who’s been toking.
David is older than Rod don’t you know,
But younger than Keith who lives in a chateau
Keith is older than Dan I’m being boldest.
Now please tell me just who is the oldest?

 

[bullinachinashop]

When I looked at this it seemed to be a mess
With this mornings coffee I thought I'd put it to the test
I wrote down what I thought the order should be
And that's when it all seemed much clearer to me
Keith is the oldest, he is the one
Now I'm off for a 3 mile run

 

[Dan]

I'm to pooped to make a half decent rhyme
Good job to you Bullinachinashop NICE lines

 

[Dan]

Another day's late end
An I'd just like to send
Another riddle coming your way
But I am to tired it's been a long day
About that now is all I will say
Looking to sleep tomorrow or someday
Godnight and sleep tight
Somebody post a riddle tonight.

Thank you,

Dan

 

[Dan]

Okay, my last post didn't work
But I am not going berserk
So I will just have today
Another post, dear I say

It’s Monday already and haven’t checked out this thread
Me or somebody else don’t let this thread end dead
So going to look up something to write not from my head
Just got off work there’s still a long night ahead

 

[H-ost]

Though not a plant,
Has leaves.
Though not a beast,
Has spine.
Though many wouldn't need this thing
'Tis more valuable than wine.

What is it?