Alright this is gonna sound crazy but I'm calling it SCIENCE.

[GrowleyMonster]

I was working in the lab, late one night,
When my eyes beheld and evil sight.
My monster, from its slab, began to rise,
And suddenly, to my surprise

HE DID THE MASH!
He did the monster mash!
THE MONSTER MASH!
It was a graveyard smash!
....

 

[EccentricInTexas]

I forgot to post the results of this experiment. It ended up being a weird sour banana tasting beer. I would guess this is what the beer in the story 1984 would have tasted like.

 

[bracconiere]

Uh-Huh Uh-Huh!

there are people that would envy your banana success....