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Beer battle brewing in Alabama

Erik S. Lesser / For The Times
ILLICIT INDULGENCE: Debbie Tipton pours a glass of home brew. Under Alabama law, such beers are illegal, as are whole categories of higher-alcohol factory brews, including Russian stouts, Scottish ales and bittersweet barleywines.
Aficionados are fighting to end decades-old state restrictions on making and drinking their beverage of choice. They have raised the ire of Southern Baptists.
By Stephanie Simon, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
March 10, 2008
HARVEST, ALA. -- Two dozen guys are crowded into a basement, talking loudly over Triscuits, when Scott Oberman breaks the law.

In defiance of Alabama Criminal Code 28-4-20, he pours his buddy a beer.

"John Tipton's Chocolate Porter," he announces. It's a dark brown beer, almost black, with a taste that starts out astringent, like cheap red wine, then mellows into a silky chocolate flavor, with fleeting notes of coffee and cinnamon.

Tipton, a big-bellied mechanical engineer, brewed it at home, for fun. That's illegal in Alabama. He estimates the beer is about 8% alcohol by volume. That's illegal, too.

But it won't be for long, if the guys in the basement get their way.

Seventy-five years after Prohibition, beer aficionados in Alabama are fighting for the right to brew and chug as they please. That's raised the ire of Southern Baptists, who frown on alcohol in any form. As they jockey for advantage in the Legislature, one side quotes Scripture. The other cites BeerAdvocate.com. One talks morality. The other, malt.

Though this may seem like an only-in-the-Bible-Belt brawl, booze-related debates have flared recently in a number of states.

In Virginia, for instance, sangria was the talk of the statehouse after a Spanish restaurant was cited for illegally mixing brandy with wine, in violation of a 1930s-era statute. Idaho lawmakers may soon amend the criminal code to permit vodka sales on election days. And in Colorado, lawmakers have considered rescinding a law that bans supermarkets (but not liquor stores) from selling wine with more than 3.2% alcohol content.

Here in Alabama, home-brewing beer has long been a Class A misdemeanor, with a penalty of up to a year in jail and a $2,000 fine. It's another Class A misdemeanor to sell or distribute any beer with more than 6% alcohol content. That puts off-limits 85 of the 100 top-rated beers in the world, as ranked by BeerAdvocate.com. "They think everyone down here is a bunch of damn rednecks and all we drink is Budweiser," grumbles Tipton, 48.

Whole categories of beer can't be sold in Alabama (except on federal military bases, where the state law doesn't apply). Among the forbidden brews: thick, dark Russian stouts, smoky Scottish ales, bittersweet barleywines and the legendary beers made by Belgium's Trappist monks.

What's left?

Not much that Oberman and his friends would want to drink.

So as they wait for their legislative lobbying to bear fruit, they gather monthly for illicit tasting sessions, where they pass around up to a dozen home brews to critique. At the moment, they're sampling a murky-looking concoction billed as an Imperial Stout and served from a 2-liter bottle that once contained Diet Mountain Dew.

"It's clean, it's nice, but it's not big or bold enough," says Todd Swearingen, 41.

Adam Arnett, 42, takes a small sip from a shot glass, savoring the flavors before swallowing. "Doesn't punch you in the face," he says. They pour the rest of the stout into a large plastic garbage can and move on to the next offering.

Oberman's basement, lit by a bare bulb dangling from the ceiling insulation, is loud and warm; not surprisingly, it smells like a brewery. Jim Trollinger, 46, a big man with a wild beard, takes in the scene with a grin. "This is all an exercise in civil disobedience," he says proudly.

In fact, Alabama authorities rarely prosecute anyone for home-brewing, or for possessing beer with more than 6% alcohol content.

By law, residents may enjoy such beers only if they order them shipped from an out-of-state vendor to a government warehouse, run by the Alabama Alcoholic Beverage Control Board. They can pick up the shipment after paying taxes and certifying that the beers are exclusively for their personal use.

Few drinkers trouble with that bureaucracy.

Brew crusaders, banded together in a group called Free the Hops, admit to driving up to four hours each way on beer runs to Tennessee or Georgia. Some bring back as much as $500 worth of booze every few months. On this evening, Oberman plans to raffle a dozen smuggled beers, including a Sierra Nevada Bigfoot ale, a Belgian Lambic infused with raspberries and a microbrew, Nugget Nectar.
 
MikeFlynn74 said:
Beer battle brewing in Alabama

"They think everyone down here is a bunch of damn rednecks and all we drink is Budweiser," grumbles Tipton, 48.



Good one!


Seriously, this is just wrong. What kind of laws are these? Terrible shame.
 
MikeFlynn74 said:
\ At the moment, they're sampling a murky-looking concoction billed as an Imperial Stout and served from a 2-liter bottle that once contained Diet Mountain Dew.

Eeeyeeeww! That's the part that oughta be illegal!!

Imagine the taste alteration from Diet Mt. Dew residue. Yech!

But I gotta give the boys in AL props for going forward with the homebrew cause. Vive la brew, my brothers! :rockin:
 
Imagine the taste alteration from Diet Mt. Dew residue. Yech!

Now c'mon, I cleaned the heck outta that thing before I filled it... I use those all of the time with carbo caps, and noone has ever noticed anything in the taste or aroma. Especially on a stout.

Free The Hops!

- Dan
 
cartdan said:
Now c'mon, I cleaned the heck outta that thing before I filled it... I use those all of the time with carbo caps, and noone has ever noticed anything in the taste or aroma. Especially on a stout.

Free The Hops!

- Dan

Yeah, me too.

I use them when I want to take a 6er somewhere and don't want the bother of CPFing. No taste even on light lagers from anything else.
 
Goddamned bible thumpers are nothing but trouble. If you don't like booze because of your religious hoobajoob, then DON'T DRINK BOOZE! But don't force your irrational garbage theology on everyone else. Bastards.
 
Evan! said:
Goddamned bible thumpers are nothing but trouble. If you don't like booze because of your religious hoobajoob, then DON'T DRINK BOOZE! But don't force your irrational garbage theology on everyone else. Bastards.

What's most amusing to me about these kind of situations is that the theology in question is diametrically opposed to the booze beliefs of its patrons, if you take that book of theirs into consideration.
 
Thats not accurate. Lots of us here in Alabama brew, and its not illegal.

The part about 6% being the limit on what you can buy commercial is true though.
 
Evan! said:
Goddamned bible thumpers are nothing but trouble. If you don't like booze because of your religious hoobajoob, then DON'T DRINK BOOZE! But don't force your irrational garbage theology on everyone else. Bastards.

I agree. It bugs me that we can't buy alcohol on Sunday in the county I live in. That doesn't seem fair to me. I think if we can't buy alcohol on Sunday, then church people shouldn't be allowed to go to church on Weds.
 
I just don't understand why everyone thinks they need to impose their ideas and beliefs on everyone else. Not just this either.
 
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