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Old 06-27-2008, 04:11 PM   #1
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Give yourself 1 point for each "why yes I have." 7 or more and you are rockin' it like the big boys.

Feel free to add more.

-Beachwood aged your beer like our friends at Anheuser-Busch?
-Brewed with spring water from the Rockies like Coors?
-Had your boil stirred by the finger of God like the Trappist breweries?
-Won any blue ribbons for your beer like Pabst?
-Used 2/3 of the world's hop supply for a batch of beer like Dogfish Head 120?
-Made your brewery run off of solar power like New Belgium?
-Had your beer mysteriously appear on ocean beaches around the world and then you conclude your beer is miles away from ordinary like Corona?
-Refused to give one of your beers to Jennifer Aniston like Heineken?
-Notice little men in weird white suites jumping around in your beer like Guinness?
-Proclaimed one of your beers "The Champagne of Beers" like Miller High Life?
-Had your beer make you become instant friends with Japanese tourists like Paulaner?
-Had the word "funk" in the name of one of your beers and people actually liked it like 21st Amendment?
-Called one of your beers a "Steam Beer" then for fear of a lawsuit changed it?

 
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Old 06-27-2008, 04:44 PM   #2
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Take away the taste and then claim "tastes great"
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:11 AM   #3
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Take away the taste and then claim "tastes great"
That made me think of another one.

-You've got into a shouting match with a friend over whether your beer "tastes great" or is "less filling"

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-While drinking your beer you get these random urges to call your friends and say "Wassup"

 
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:23 AM   #4
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...had a strange spotted dog suddenly insist on advertising for your beer

...or had an amphibian chorus croak out your beer's name
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