Give yourself 1 point for each "why yes I have." 7 or more and you are rockin' it like the big boys.
Feel free to add more.
-Beachwood aged your beer like our friends at Anheuser-Busch?
-Brewed with spring water from the Rockies like Coors?
-Had your boil stirred by the finger of God like the Trappist breweries?
-Won any blue ribbons for your beer like Pabst?
-Used 2/3 of the world's hop supply for a batch of beer like Dogfish Head 120?
-Made your brewery run off of solar power like New Belgium?
-Had your beer mysteriously appear on ocean beaches around the world and then you conclude your beer is miles away from ordinary like Corona?
-Refused to give one of your beers to Jennifer Aniston like Heineken?
-Notice little men in weird white suites jumping around in your beer like Guinness?
-Proclaimed one of your beers "The Champagne of Beers" like Miller High Life?
-Had your beer make you become instant friends with Japanese tourists like Paulaner?
-Had the word "funk" in the name of one of your beers and people actually liked it like 21st Amendment?
-Called one of your beers a "Steam Beer" then for fear of a lawsuit changed it?