this is a short list of stupid things I've said to people in conversation. because I'm a smart ass.
When I invented welding, it was a cold process. But people complained it was too cold, so I made it hot. Then they complained it was too hot. I told them, "Tough. I'm not changing it back."
I invented water.
Back when I was your age, before I invented electricity, we had to rub the steel together to make it stick. That's why people think pipe welding is tricky.
It was so hot in my house, I had to turn the oven on just to cool down.
On a windy day, I like to tie a rope around my ankle & fly like a kite.
If I walk into the wind at the wrong angle, my ears will catch it & I'll spin like a top.
The frost on my windshield was so thick this morning, I had to use a pay loader to scrape it off.
When I invented welding, it was a cold process. But people complained it was too cold, so I made it hot. Then they complained it was too hot. I told them, "Tough. I'm not changing it back."
I invented water.
Back when I was your age, before I invented electricity, we had to rub the steel together to make it stick. That's why people think pipe welding is tricky.
It was so hot in my house, I had to turn the oven on just to cool down.
On a windy day, I like to tie a rope around my ankle & fly like a kite.
If I walk into the wind at the wrong angle, my ears will catch it & I'll spin like a top.
The frost on my windshield was so thick this morning, I had to use a pay loader to scrape it off.