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Old 05-04-2012, 12:05 PM   #1
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Default Youre in the restroom (5am)

At work, no one is supposed to be where you are, but you and janitors. The lights go out as a door slams. First though that pops to mind is_______
I'm saying this because it just happened and I want to see how other people react to such an event.
First thought. Zombies.
Next. DOOM
Third, that A hole janitor turned the lights off on me >:E


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Old 05-04-2012, 12:53 PM   #2
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It's DOOM for sure.

Grab that Double Barrel stashed on the paper towel dispenser and load up.

Get 'em close and hit 'em with both. Don't forget to strafe around corners and try not to mind the creepy music. It's only there to scare you.

Trade up for a better weapon when you clear the narrow passages. You can find the rocket launcher outside in the courtyard.

And it pays to stop every once in a while and listen for doors opening and demons growling.


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Old 05-04-2012, 12:57 PM   #3
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Hold it until I get home.
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:59 PM   #4
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It looks like someone took the double barrel
I'm stuck with my flash light and fists... Let's do this demons mono e mono! Whatcha got!?

Does it make me a nerd if the first 2 answer were real thoughts that popped up?
Lol
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:47 PM   #5
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So you posted all this (the original AND the reply, 54 minutes later) in the bathroom, with the lights off? I somehow feel e-dirty.
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:38 PM   #6
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So you posted all this (the original AND the reply, 54 minutes later) in the bathroom, with the lights off? I somehow feel e-dirty.
Lol, yes? I work security so I have a flashlight, but I wasn't in the bathroom the whole time. I posted that when I happened, then finished what my intestines started, and walked out after attempting to wash my hands and find paper towel cover shotguns in the dark lol.
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Been there done that. Cept' our bathroom lights are on a motion/timer.

So, I just waved my arms around.
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:50 PM   #8
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Hope I don't piss all over myself...
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Been there done that. Cept' our bathroom lights are on a motion/timer.

So, I just waved my arms around.
Well aren't you high tech, my lights apparently want to sleep as much as I did at 5am
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The light at the end of the tunnel are just flying skulls...


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