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Old 06-19-2007, 02:33 PM   #1
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We've all seen posts of the Chuck Norris lists, but here Chuck reads a top ten himself:

http://laughstreet.com/HTMLs/Videoht...the_Facts.html
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:00 PM   #2
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haha thats awesome
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:00 PM   #3
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I don't want to bring the rage of chuck down on me but, *checks over his shoulder* he needs some reading lessons....
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:10 PM   #4
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Chuck doesn't read. His powerful voice places the words on the paper.
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Old 06-19-2007, 06:07 PM   #5
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I was hoping he was going to read my favorite, the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

 
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Old 06-19-2007, 06:15 PM   #6
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:52 PM   #7
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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