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Old 03-23-2012, 04:42 AM   #411
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When you wife is ticked because she is tired of listening to the stir-bar ticking in the kitchen.
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Old 03-23-2012, 05:57 AM   #412
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When you get a tad annoyed because SWMBO says you need to do something about moving your Brew Room because you need to use it as a "Spare Bedroom"...or something like that.
Or your better half asks 'So, where are you going to put all this???' And I say 'Well, obviously here and here''.... to which he replies 'Oh, okay.' Please note this is in his man-cave (garage). Either he really loves me, or loves the fact that I make beer...not another word said.

He's awesome, btw.
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:00 AM   #413
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I meant to add.... Come on, who needs a spare bedroom? Turn it into beer storage, your guests will be too soused to care....
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:29 AM   #414
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Your a homebrewer when you neighbors call you in to the police as making drugs while your brewing beer
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Old 03-23-2012, 07:05 AM   #415
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When you wife is ticked because she is tired of listening to the stir-bar ticking in the kitchen.
Swmbo just had this very coment tonight, I usually keep it in the spare room. But I got lazy
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Old 03-23-2012, 07:11 AM   #416
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I meant to add.... Come on, who needs a spare bedroom? Turn it into beer storage, your guests will be too soused to care....
inorite!

It's really much cooler in there than any other place in the house so when I need to move my fermenters from the guest bathtub it makes me cry a little inside.



You know you might be a homebrewer when you would seriously consider wearing a cologne that smelled like fresh hops...if they made it.
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Old 03-23-2012, 07:54 AM   #417
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I would put it on.. mmmmmm hops
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Old 03-23-2012, 08:28 AM   #418
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When the ONLY thing you read is beer forums...

 
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Old 03-23-2012, 09:19 PM   #419
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Old 03-25-2012, 03:33 PM   #420
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When the only gardening activity you enjoy is checking on your hop plants.
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