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Old 12-07-2009, 03:41 PM   #11
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"The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home."

 
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:45 PM   #12
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another jem from Danville PA

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Old 12-07-2009, 04:01 PM   #13
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In PA

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

I think I would get arrested for doing that
Man, speaking from experience this is such a pain in the ass. When I am coming back from Harrisburg or Lancaster I can barely fit enough rockets in my trunk. Then I have to make sure my lighter is working or else I have to use the car lighter. Don't get me started on trying to light rocket fuses with car lighters.
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:04 PM   #14
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In Kansas "Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights."
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:08 PM   #15
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In Wisconsin: Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
That would make for one long train ride!

 
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:14 PM   #16
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Surprisingly the law is against college kids and not rednecks though. Who lights a couch on fire for fun? Silly college kids...

 
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:26 PM   #17
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From California:

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:35 PM   #18
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"The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home."
Does this explain a lot or what?
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:21 PM   #19
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Be careful in Temple or Texarkana Texas

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Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
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Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
I would like to see someone mount a set of tail lights on the rear end of a horse
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:12 PM   #20
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From Connecticut

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