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Old 05-30-2009, 06:51 AM   #1
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So I have decided that all I'm really good for around here is starting useless potentially never ending threads, and since I'm into number 4 and feeling good I thought I'd start another......

Please list either the best pickup lines you have either heard, or perhaps used yourself. Let's help all the single guys get laid tonight!


"Whisper you love me, before you say goodbye"

Man (in loud nightclub): "Can I have this dance?"
Woman: "No, I don't want to dance"
Man: "No, I said you look fat in those pants"
(I had a friend who got laid about 8 out of 10 times with this one, which is still pretty good odds)
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Old 05-30-2009, 07:05 AM   #2
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"I know exactly where your G-spot is, and I still reach it while chewing on your clitoris. "

That is tried and proven one time only. I was extremely drunk at the time, and she was extremely ugly a few hours later.


 
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:12 PM   #3
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Why what happened, did she get in a boating accident or something?
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:15 PM   #4
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GET IN THE TRUNK BITCH!!!!!
that's all i got
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:18 PM   #5
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:38 PM   #6
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You don't sweat much for a big girl.

 
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:17 PM   #7
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Let pretend your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays.
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:18 PM   #8
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You sure do gots a perrty mouth.
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Old 05-30-2009, 02:25 PM   #9
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"Hi." then take her face in your hands and kiss her deeply. worked a 2-3 times when i was 19.

ps, this only works after 12:30 AM. and, no hesitation. it also helps if the girl is over 25. young chicks are too uptight.

good luck!
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Old 05-30-2009, 02:43 PM   #10
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Overheard at a party...guy says he was mistakenly in a gay bar...

"May I push your stool in for you?"
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