Show me your keg cutting jig

This is not a glory thread. keg jigs are like ugly girls in high school, everybody has one and nobody wants to tell/show.but they get the job done don't they.

So swallow your pride dig through your old photos and show it to us all. remember its for the greater good. someone will learn from this. i wish it was here when i built mine.

sorry i would like to start this out with my own shame, but i don't have a pic or camera And will post as soon as i am able. so please be my guest.

I recently used one like this which worked well:

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f51/simple-keg-cutting-rig-155179/

Mine is hideous and consists of cable ties, 2x6s and the portion of the Sanke spear that fits into the top opening. It works great though and gave me a perfect opening. I'll post pictures tomorrow night if I can find them.

I cutt mine free hand using the rim of the handle as a gide